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Dad Jokes: Home Edition Home Maintenance Misery Dad: Why did the plumber get mad at his toolbox? Kid: Because it had too many loose ends! Bae-sics of Home Repair Dad: What did Bae say when she fixed the leaky faucet? Kid: “Problem solved, Bae-sic!” Seasonal Silliness Dad: What do you call an infected throat on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Side-Splittingly Funny Alim Jokes Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other schol-side. What do you call an Alim who’s always getting into trouble? A Brat-lim. Pun on Adenoids What’s the difference between an Adenoid and December 20th? About 11 months. Knock-Knock Joke on Alim Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes “What do you call a shadow that’s always hanging around?” A shade-tree mechanic. Wordplay Jokes “What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why did the cartilage get kicked out of the bar? Because it was always causing a little friction! What do you call cartilage that’s too salty? Dip-out! Puns What do adenoids and December 7th have in common? They’re both hard to swallow. Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Black Mirror, Puns, and More! Black Mirror Jokes Why did the Prime Minister get hooked on Black Mirror? Because it became his reality TV show! What do you call Black Mirror reruns? Hip-sterical! Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes What do you call a person with no adenoids? A nasal disorder! Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Don’t Fry Away — Just Laugh at These Silly Dad Jokes! Oh, My Veggie! Why did the vegetable oil get arrested? Because it was caught in a dressing! What do you call vegetable oil that’s gone bad? I can’t think of a pun, but I can fry-ve you a hint! Aden-oid, not so Void! What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bus Driver Edition Bus Driver Jokes “Why did the bus driver put on scuba gear? Because he wanted to drive an aqua-bus!” “What do you call a bus driver who’s always getting lost? A detour-icted driver!” Bus Driver and Woke Jokes “What’s a woke bus driver’s favorite saying? ‘Stay bussy, be woke!’” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Your Next Pun-ishment Dad Jokes About Comedy Why did the comedian cross the road? To get to the other punchline! What do you call a comedian with no sense of humor? A non-sense-ical comedian! Dad Jokes About Comedy and Shade Why did the comedian throw shade at the audience? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh at the Same Time Federal Bureaucrat Jokes Q: What do you call a federal bureaucrat who is always late to work? A: A procrastinator. Q: Why did the federal bureaucrat file for bankruptcy? A: Because he couldn’t meet his red-tape deadlines. Urban Jokes Related to Federal […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bone-Crackingly Hilarious Scapula: The Bone That’s Always Breaking Dad Jokes Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling down! Why did the scapula get invited to the party? Because it had Skibidi Rizz! Adenoids and November 1st Jokes What […]
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