Dad Jokes for the Needle and Thread Set Embroidery Jokes Why did the embroider get lost in the forest? Because she followed the wrong yarn. What do you call an embroider who’s always breaking needles? A prick. Adulting Jokes Why did the adult embroiderer need a babysitter? To supervise her floss. What’s the adult’s motto […]
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Uranus: The Dad Joke of Planets Uranus Joke about Space…
Uranus: The Dad Joke of Planets Uranus Joke about Space and Time Why is Uranus so far from Earth? Because it’s a long way to Uranus! Uranus Joke about Adulting What do you call an adult who loves astronomy? A urinarian! Kidney Pun Why did the kidney get lost? Because it couldn’t find its urethra! […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition) Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn! Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it. Martian and December Dad Jokes What did Mars say to December […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Agender Agender-Related Jokes What do you call an agender person who’s always organizing things? A sort(a) manager! Why did the agender adult get a driver’s license? To become a gender-fluid operator! Pun Joke What do you call an agender person with a stomachache? A gastro…neutral! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: A Parish Secretary’s Guide to Comedy Parish Secretary Jokes What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always late? A lay-out! What’s the difference between a Parish Secretary and a politician? About two inches of hair on their tongue! Adulting Jokes Why is adulting like being a Parish Secretary? Because it’s always something […]
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Dad Jokes: A Capillary-tory Journey Capillaries, those tiny blood vessels that carry oxygen and nutrients throughout our bodies, can also be a source of amusement for dads. Here are some dad jokes to tickle your funny bone: Capillaries Joke #1: What do you call capillaries that are in a bad mood? Gloomy capillaries! Capillaries Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst dispensers anymore. Galatea or November 19th: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mindful Exploration Dad Joke about Meditation: – Why did the Buddhist get kicked out of meditation class? Because he kept getting attachments. Dad Joke about Meditation and Adulting: – What do you call a grown-up who meditates? A mindful millenial. Pun Joke about Earth and November 14th: – Why did the Earth […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the dishes by yourself! Pun Time Io Pun: Why was Io so popular on […]
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Dad Wars: Clone Jokes of Intergalactic Proportions Clone Wars Whimsy Why did the clone trooper cross the battlefield? To get to the other Jedi! Clone Wars and Adulting What’s the difference between a clone trooper and an adult human? One is trained for battle, the other is battling responsibilities! Dione’s Dilemma Why do Dione moons […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Fear-some Collection! Agoraphobic Antics What do you call someone who’s afraid of open spaces? Claustrophobic in reverse! Why did the agoraphobic adult stay home? Because adulthood is too crowd-tastic! Kidney-bending Puns What do you call a kidney that’s on a diet? De-nephronated! How do you wish someone a spooky October 30th? […]
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Why Did the Dad Get Kicked Out of Germaphobia Support Group? For using hand sanitizer at the meeting. Bacteriophobia: Not Just for Kids What do you call an adult with a fear of bacteria? An adulting-phobe! Tonsils of Fun What do you call a tonsillectomy on October 25th? A Halloween-sectomy! Knock Knock Knock, knock Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Home Decor and Beyond Dad Jokes for Interior Design Enthusiasts Why did the interior designer get arrested? Because he was caught in a wallpaper incident! What do you call an interior designer who can’t keep his plants alive? A dead-icator! Adulting and Interior Design What do you call an […]
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