Sushi Jokes That Will Make You Roll with Laughter Dad Joke about Sushi: Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he kept making right turns! Sushi Joke Related to Flex: What do you call a sushi roll that’s been working out? A salmon flex! Anus or December 25th Pun Joke: What’s the worst place […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole…
Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Seafood-tacular Jokes Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh! Q: Why did the codebase get arrested? A: Basic-al misconduct! Pun-ishing Jokes Q: What do you call someone with no eyes in a seafood market? A: Uranus Claus! Knock-Knock […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Rabbi Jokes Why did the Rabbi cross the road? To visit the synagogue on the other side. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm! Pun Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What are the Chinese doing in […]
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Dad Jokes: Groans, Giggles, and Puns Galore! R&B Dad Jokes: Why did the R&B singer cross the road? To get to the “other side” (of the music industry). What do you get when you mix R&B and exercise? “Gettin’ in Shape!” Gyat Puns: What do hip-hop dancers call a party that encourages gyating? A “twerk-out”! […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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Dad Jokes: Bishop Edition and Beyond Bishop Jokes What do you call a Bishop who steals from the church? An Arch-crook. Why did the Bishop get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find the right path. Wordplay Extravaganza What do you call a person with no arms or legs in an empty swimming pool? […]
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Embark on a Hilarious Dad Joke Extravaganza! Talk Show Shenanigans “Why did the talk show host get kicked out of the zoo? Because he kept interrupting the lions!” “What do you call a talk show host who’s really savage? A ‘Savageologist’!” Anus and November Pun “Why was November 29th worried about getting an anal exam? […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Groan at or Guffaw Over Styx Jokes What do you call a Styx concert where the crowd is really rowdy? A Styx mosh. Why did Styx cross the river? To get to the “other” side! Yass and Styx What do you call a Styx fan who’s always happy? Yass, they are! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Crisis of Commission and Laughter Ursula von der Leyen’s Political Punchlines “What did President von der Leyen say when she visited the EU Parliament? ‘You’re my suspension!’” “Why did Ursula von der Leyen take a break from politics? She needed a break from all the bae-ology!” Just Anus-ing Around “What do you […]
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Dad’s Delightful Delights: Laughter from “The Man in the High Castle” Dad Joke about “The Man in the High Castle”: Why did the Nazis invade the Japanese part of the United States? …To seize the Orient Express! “Take a Chill Pill” Dad Joke: What did the Nazi say to the stressed-out American? …Take a chill […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Interior Design Dad Jokes Why did the interior designer go to jail? Because he was charged with breaking and entering…tables! I’m thinking about getting a Gen X-themed interior design. You know, with lots of grunge and Nirvana posters. Puns What do you call an October 31st […]
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