Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy to Gut-Busting Greyhound Jokes Q: Why did…
Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy to Gut-Busting Greyhound Jokes Q: Why did the Greyhound get lost? A: Because it couldn’t follow a scent-ence. Q: What do you call a cool Greyhound? A: Cool beans. Related Jokes Q: What do you call a mermaid with bad breath? A: Ariel Stinks. Q: What day do polar bears celebrate? A: […]
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Dad Jokes: Oranges, Highkey, and More! Orange You Glad I Didn’t Make a Joke About Oranges? Well, too late! Here’s a groan-worthy one: Why did the orange blush? Because it saw the banana peel! High-key Orange Why does everyone love a Highkey orange? Because it’s a total crowd-pleaser! Pun-derful Ariel and December What does Ariel […]
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“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking Dad Jokes Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak! What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster! Aquatically Inclined Pun Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd! […]
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Prepare to Laugh: The Most Corny Yet Hilarious Dad Jokes Ever! Meditation Why did the meditating yogi become a comedian? Because he found inner peace through laughter! Satire: Why don’t meditating satirists need a mic? They can project their Zen jokes with their third eye! Puns What do you call a mermaid who’s always cleaning […]
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Pull Up a Chair, Folks! Let’s Dive into the Dadliest of Jokes Lasagna LOLs Why is lasagna so popular? Because it’s pasta-bly delicious! What do you call a lasagna that’s bogus? A fake lasagna! Fishy Pun-ishment What does Ariel call her dad? A starfish! When is a month like a lasagna? When it has 29 […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes from the Salty French Waters French What do you call a French person wearing sandals? Philippe Flop Why did the French frog cross the road? To get to the other croak-side Salty What’s the difference between a French fry and a salty fry? One’s the fried version of a potato, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dadliest of Them All Transportation Jokes What do you call a car that can’t turn left? A right-turn-only vehicle. Why did the mechanic get a traffic ticket? Because he made an illegal U-turn. Parenting Puns What do you call a kid who’s always messing with your car? A little wrench in the […]
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Dad Jokes: Corny Classics, Punny Treasures, and a Confined-Space Conundrum Claustrophobia: The Fear of Tight Spaces Joke 1: Why did the claustrophobic man get arrested? Because he was caught taking up too much space! Joke 2 (Satire): What do you call a claustrophobic politician? A lobbyist. Puns Galore Ariel: What did Ariel wear to her […]
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Get Ready to Laugh: Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Fans and Beyond! Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Aficionados Why did the Book of Mormon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little Mormon-tary! Why did Nephi have to skip school? Because he had a bad case of FOMO (fear of missing […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Umbriel Jokes Galore What do you get when you cross Umbriel with a lazy dog? A remote moon! Why did Umbriel get lost in the solar system? Because it didn’t have a sun guide! Ariel and October 23rd Puns What do you call Ariel when she […]
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