Dad Jokes That Can’t Be Heart-ed Arterial Antics Why did the left artery break up with the right artery? Because there was a clot between them! Why did the ugly artery get a glow-up? Because it had a bypass surgery! Lymph Node or Christmas Pun-ishment What do you call a lymph node that’s feeling festive? […]
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Dad Jokes and Decluttering: A Match Made in Heaven… Or…
Dad Jokes and Decluttering: A Match Made in Heaven… Or Not? Decluttering Jokes What do you call a pile of clutter that’s impossible to declutter? A “permanent fixture.” Why is decluttering like Scoot? Because it keeps moving! Arteries/December 23rd Puns What do you call a clogged artery? A “hard drive.” What do you call the […]
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Calling All Dad Jokesters! Get Ready for a Laugh-a-Palooza Dad Jokes About Hobbies What do you call a hobby that involves driving in circles? A roundabout. Why did the knitting enthusiast quit? Because they kept dropping stitches. Groovy Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a hippie with a math nerd? A square […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Jokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you call a lazy politician in the EU? A Euroslacker! Why did the EU want to join the Olympics? To get the medals for their Eurozone! Sports Laughs What sport do EU officials love to play? Kickball because they’re always kicking the can down the road! […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Calling All Pun-Lovers and Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Fusion Cuisine Dad Jokes Why did the sushi chef quit his job? Because there was nothing left to roll with. What do you call fusion cuisine that’s aiming for greatness? Goal-fusion! Artery/December 3rd Pun What do clogged arteries and the third day of December have in common? They’re […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry…With Laughter Esophagus Escapades Why did the esophagus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the labyrinth of the digestive system. What do you call an esophagus that’s always hooking up with Bae? An esophabae! Artery-Throbbin’ Puns What do you call an artery that’s being too […]
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Dad Jokes: Cringe or Laugh? Trypophobia Ticklers Why are people with trypophobia afraid of the ocean? Because it’s full of holes! What’s the name of a trypophobia sufferer’s favorite dance move? The Skibidi Rizz! (Yes, it’s related to the next joke.) Artery or D-cember? What do arteries do on December 1st? They start to clot-mas! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Language Edition Dad Jokes About Language Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes About Veg Out Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! What do you call a vegetable that’s […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight! Graphic Designer Dad Jokes Why don’t graphic designers trust Helvetica? Because it’s Arially bad! What do you call a graphic designer who’s always getting in trouble? Rad-ical! Pun-tastic Jokes Why are arteries so important? Because they’re heart-felt. What do you call November 28th? Twosday! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for Every Occasion Spearfishing Dad Jokes Why did the spearfisher get lost in the ocean? Because he didn’t have a GPS buoy. What do you call a spearfisher who’s always late? A tardyharpoonist. Holiday Spearfishing Humor Why did Santa Claus go spearfishing? To catch a holly mackerel. Artery and November 17th Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics Artery Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery! Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow! Puns & Punny Artery Jokes What do you call an artery that’s always stressed? A high-blood pressure artery! What do you […]
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Delve into the Hilarious Dad Jokes of Lost Tell me a Dad Joke about Lost: Why did Jack always get lost in the jungle? Because he was a “lost” man! Add another Dad Joke about Lost related to Basic Dad Jokes: What do you call a polar bear that can’t swim? A lost bear-tic! Artery […]
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