Dad Jokes Gone Wild: The Ultimate Bone-Chilling Collection Bone Jokes What do you call a bone with no arms? A humerus. Why did the skeleton get lost? Because it didn’t have a map… or any flesh. Whatever Jokes Why couldn’t the skeleton solve the mystery? Because it had no “clues.” Artery and November 8th Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Quad-Laugh Dad Joke about Quad Why was the quadrilateral arrested? Because it was caught in a square deal! Quad Joke Related to OK Boomer What do you call a quadrilateral that’s always saying “OK Boomer”? A “boom-er-ang!” Artery Pun What do you call a group of arteries? A press-gang! […]
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A Treasure Trove of Dad Jokes: From Bishops to Bishops to Bananas and Beyond Bishop’s Got Jokes Why did the bishop get lost? Because he didn’t have a cell diocese! What do you call a bishop who loves puns? A holy pun-tiff! Arteries and November 1st What do you call a clogged artery? A heart […]
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Flex Your Funny Bone: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Stretch Dad Jokes: Flexibility Training Edition Why did the gymnast get lost? Because she didn’t have her stretch marks! What do you call a flexible person who’s always getting into trouble? A knotty problem! Health and Fitness Dad Joke What do you call a flexible […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cockatoo. Cockatoo who? Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face! Dad Joke about Cockatoo Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians? Because they’re always squawking about something. Dad Joke about Cockatoo and Peachy What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Knock-Knock Who’s There? Agoraphobia About That Agoraphobia Thing: – Why did the agoraphobic cross the road? To get to the other side of the panic room. – What do you call an agoraphobic with no friends? A loneranger. Puns That’ll Make You Groan: – What did the artery say to the blood […]
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Dad Jokes: Avocado Oil Edition Avocado Oil Jokes What’s the best thing about avocado oil? It’s always ripe for the taking! Why did the avocado oil get into a fight? Because it was being a brat! Artery or October 22nd Pun Joke Why did the doctor recommend eating avocado oil for my arteries? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes That Tickle Your Funny Bone Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious dad jokes! They may be groan-worthy, but they’re sure to leave a smile on your face. Mustard-licious Jokes: Why was the mustard afraid of the bank robber? Because he was gonna make a withdrawal! What do you call a […]
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