Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes “What do you call a shadow that’s always hanging around?” A shade-tree mechanic. Wordplay Jokes “What do […]
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Space Out with These Cosmic Dad Jokes! Astronaut Jokes Why did the astronaut plant a tree on the moon? So he could have a space bar! What do you call an astronaut on Christmas morning? Santa Claws! Anal and December Jokes Why did the anal canal get arrested on December 2nd? For being the second […]
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Stellar Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Launch Your Day! Astronaut Antics Why did the astronaut bring extra toilet paper on his mission? Just in case it got potty-trained! Hey! I just heard a highkey joke about an astronaut… it went straight over my head! Optical Illusions and Spooky Dates What do you call someone who sees […]
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