Dad Jokes: Home Edition Home Maintenance Misery Dad: Why did the plumber get mad at his toolbox? Kid: Because it had too many loose ends! Bae-sics of Home Repair Dad: What did Bae say when she fixed the leaky faucet? Kid: “Problem solved, Bae-sic!” Seasonal Silliness Dad: What do you call an infected throat on […]
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Severance-ly Dad Jokes About Severance – What do you call…
Severance-ly Dad Jokes About Severance What do you call a severance package that’s not enough to live on? A “severance drought.” Why did the severed employee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the break room. Bae-Related Why did the Bae-powered severed employee disappear? Because they were “out of severance.” Tongue-in-Cheek Why […]
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Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: International Cuisine Edition Hungry for Dad Jokes? If you need a laugh, look no further! We’ve got a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. International Cuisine Jokes What do you call a French chef who’s always in a hurry? A “créme brûlée brulee!” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry…With Laughter Esophagus Escapades Why did the esophagus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the labyrinth of the digestive system. What do you call an esophagus that’s always hooking up with Bae? An esophabae! Artery-Throbbin’ Puns What do you call an artery that’s being too […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Spider Jokes Why did the spider wear a bow tie? Because it was going to a formaldehyde party. What did the spider say to his bae? You’re the bae of my web. Pun Jokes What do you call a moon that’s spying on you? Gany-looker. What […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Leave You Stitching! Sewing Needle Jokes – What do you call a needle that can’t sew? A point-less needle! – Did you hear about the seamstress who was always getting into trouble? She kept getting tangled in her own threads! Bae-Related Sewing Joke – Why did the seamstress call her boyfriend Bae? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Aichmophobia, Needles, and Bae Why did the aichmophobic person refuse to get a piercing? Because they were afraid of the point. What do you call a bae who’s afraid of needles? A bae-sic. Glorious Salivary Gland or November 17th Puns What do you call a salivary […]
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Dad-tastic Openness: Jokes for the Relationship-Minded Relationship Openness Q: What do you call a relationship where both partners are open? A: A see-through relationship! Bae-Related Q: Why did Bae join the skeleton crew? A: Because she loves to expose her bones! Bone-Chilling Puns What do you call a dog that loves to explore caves? A […]
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Dad Jokes: A Crisis of Commission and Laughter Ursula von der Leyen’s Political Punchlines “What did President von der Leyen say when she visited the EU Parliament? ‘You’re my suspension!’” “Why did Ursula von der Leyen take a break from politics? She needed a break from all the bae-ology!” Just Anus-ing Around “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Film Noir Dad Jokes Why was the Film Noir detective always losing his keys? Because he kept getting “locked out” of cases! What do you call a Film Noir detective who’s always falling asleep on the job? A “snooze noir”! Bae Jokes Why did the Film […]
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Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans Knock, knock. Who’s there? Federal Judge. Federal Judge who? Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes! Bae-tiful Justice Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I guess I’ll be your cell-mate for a while now! Pun-derful Proteus and Octo-berfest Why […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Ba’al Teshuva: The Ultimate Bae Hey there, fellow word nerds! Let’s dive into the fascinating world of “Ba’al Teshuva.” It’s a Hebrew term that means “one who returns.” But hold up, there’s a hilarious twist to this one! From Mars to Ba’al Teshuva Okay, so here’s the scoop. The planet Mars is known as the […]
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