Sustainable cuisine in Brain Sustainable cuisine, Cheugy, and more TL;DR: Dad Joke Delights Get ready to chuckle and cringe as we bring you the cheesiest, funniest dad jokes that’ll make you groan but laugh anyway. Like this gem: “Why did the politician lose the election? Because his slogan was ‘Vote for me, and I’ll make […]
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Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine…
Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a dish made with extravagant ingredients at a Michelin-starred restaurant? A: Avant-garde-n! Q: Why did the Avant-garde chef use a computer for cooking? A: To make BASIC bread! Dental and Date Dad Jokes Q: What do you call […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Seafood-tacular Jokes Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh! Q: Why did the codebase get arrested? A: Basic-al misconduct! Pun-ishing Jokes Q: What do you call someone with no eyes in a seafood market? A: Uranus Claus! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Cultivating Laughter Horticulture Dad Jokes What do you call a flower that’s always getting in trouble? A rebel without a paws. Why didn’t the gardener plant any more roses? He was all tied up with other thyme! Horticulture Dad Joke for Basic People What do you call a garden […]
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Calling All Dad Jokers! Gather ’round, pun masters and joke-slinging dads! We’ve got a lake-load of funny quips that’ll make you groan and giggle. Lake Jokes Why did the fisherman get lost at Lake Erie? Because he took the wrong pier! What do you call a lake that’s always in basic training? A BASIC lake! […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Triton and Basic Edition Triton Jokes Why did Triton keep losing his way? Because he couldn’t find his sea legs! What do you call a Triton who can’t keep up? A sea turtle! Triton and Basic Joke Why was Triton such a good BASIC programmer? He always used […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes Stranger Things Jokes: What do you call a waffle that’s been in the Upside Down too long? A Demogorgon breakfast! Why did Steve Harrington need a new hairspray? Because the Demogorgon gave him the fright of his life! Programming Jokes: Why did the BASIC programmer get […]
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Seeking Nocturnal Chuckles: Owl-Inspired Dad Jokes Owl Jokes Why did the owl go to jail? Because he was caught hooting and hollering! Why don’t owls wear pants? Because they have their own “hoodies.” Owl Joke in BASIC 10 PRINT “Hoo’s there?” 20 INPUT “WHO”; A$ 30 IF A$ = “Owlets” THEN PRINT “Who’s the cutest?” […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Gruesome Get ready, folks! We’re diving into a realm of not-so-good but hilarious dad jokes that will make you groan and laugh at the same time. Bible Dad Jokes What do you call a grandpa who always reads the Bible? A Pop-Pop-Bible. Why did Jonah run away from God? Because […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Marriage Edition Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group of married couples who live together? A holy matri-money. Why did the group marriage end in divorce? Because they couldn’t agree on which spouse to do the dishes! Basic Jokes Why did the group marriage therapist specialize in BASIC? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Purrfect Cure for Ailurophobia Dad Joke about Ailurophobia: Why are cats so scared of computers? Because they’re a-fraid of their mice! Dad Joke about Ailurophobia in Basic: What do you call a cat who’s always getting into trouble? A purr-petrator! Hair-Raising Pun: Why are cats so good at jumping? Because they have […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Corner for Canine Enthusiasts Cane Corso Calamities What do you call a Cane Corso that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-blem child! Why did the Cane Corso get lost? Because it went on a “leash-less” adventure! Basic Blunders How do you make a Cane Corso’s tail wag? Teach it Basic, then […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Where Puns and Groans Collide Camping Why did the camper put a banana in his tent? Because he heard there were lots of peel-ings inside! What do you call a campground that’s filled with grumpy campers? A basic-ly unhappy place. Venus and November 4th What do you call a beautiful goddess who […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterful Blend of Humor and Bad Puns Vervet-ing Jokes Why did the Vervet prefer to use the BASIC programming language? Because it was very itchy! What do you call a Vervet that’s always on the brink of evolution? A Vervet-on-the-verge! Brain-Tickling Puns What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at thinking? […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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