Dad Jokes to Cure Your Boredom Mindfulness is Like a Cold Why couldn’t the mindful person catch a cold? Because he kept his nose in the present! Mindfulness and Betting Why did the mindful gambler always win at betting on the horse races? Because he was always “bet-er” prepared! Punny Neptune or December 27th Joke […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Juice and Bet Extravaganza Juice Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s been in the fridge too long? Pulp fiction. Why did the orange juice go to jail? Because it got caught in a “squeeze”. Bet-Related Juice Joke Why did Bet get kicked out of the juice bar? Because she […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Groans Multiply Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Joke 1: “My wife and I have an open relationship. She can open doors, windows, and even the fridge. I’m just the key master.” Joke 2: “A husband and wife decide to try an open relationship. The wife goes to a conference in Vegas and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day Sugar Jokes: What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar! Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect! Bet-Related Sugar Joke: What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat […]
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Dad Jokes and Other Chuckles for Your Enjoyment Beef Jokes: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow that makes betting tips? A bet-cow. Styx/November 28th Joke: What do you call Styx playing on November 28th? Thanks-giving Away. Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beef. Beef […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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Dad Jokes for the Holidays: Rosh Yeshiva Edition Rosh Yeshiva Jokes Why did the Rosh Yeshiva cross the road? To get to the other “rabbi”. What did the Rosh Yeshiva say to the student who didn’t know where his seat was? “Bet you can’t find it!” Bet-Related Jokes What do you call a Rosh Yeshiva […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a stick! Pun Joke About Eustachian Tubes: […]
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DadJokes: The Ultimate Guide for Comedy Gold Hunting for Laughs “What do you call a deer with no eyes?” “No idea.” “What do you get when you cross a bear and a pig?” “A boar.” Betting on Comedy “Why did the hunter bet on the deer? Because he had a lot of Doe.” Planetary Puns […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Side Split Dad Jokes About Nature What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A barker. Why do plants hate math? Because they always have to divide. Dad Jokes About Nature Related to Bet Why did the tree bet on the nature documentary? Because it was a hedge […]
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Brace Yourself for Some Baaa-d Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Shepherd Family Dad Joke: Shepherd Style Q: What do you call a shepherd who can’t control his sheep? A: A baa-d shepherd! Dad Joke: Shepherd and Bet Q: What do you get when you cross a shepherd with a complaining wife? A: Bet-ter-leave-her! Bronchiole What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Soup-erlative Edition So, you’re craving a hearty laugh? Well, strap in and get ready for some soup-erior dad jokes! Soup Jokes Why did the soup break up with the salad? Because it wasn’t green enough! What do you call a soup that’s made entirely of peas? Peas-i soup! What’s the best thing […]
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Embrace the Daditude with These Hilarious and Not-So-Hilarious Jokes Dione, the Titan of Jokes Why did Dione get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the “titan” aisle! Dione and Bet are playing cards. Bet looks at her hand and says, “I have a full house!” Dione replies, “Bet, you better check again. […]
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