Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes…
Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder get in trouble? Because it couldn’t hold it in any longer! What do you call a bladder that’s always leaking? A wicked bladder! Bone Jokes What do you get when you cross a dog with a mathematician? An A-bone-imation! Why didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a bladder that’s full on December 9th? An I-need-to-pee day! Capillary […]
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Ba’al Tefillah: The Dad Joke Master Dad Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Why is Ba’al Tefillah so bad at telling jokes? Because his punch lines are as flat as the tefillah he reads! Yo Mamma Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Yo mamma so lazy, even Ba’al Tefillah has to lead her prayers! Pun Joke: Bladder or December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dish of the Day Fine Dining Dad Jokes: Why is fine dining like a bad haircut? Because it’s over-priced and leaves a sour aftertaste. What do you call a turnt fine dining experience? “Fancy drunk dining.” Puns on the Bladder and December 8th: My bladder is like December 8th, because it’s all […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!) Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together! What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder! Ocean Puns What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just […]
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Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What do you call a firefighter who’s always playing with fire? A pyromaniac. Firefighter Lit-erature What do you call a firefighter who loves reading? A hose and tell. Bladder Pun What do you call a firefighter who’s always got to go to the bathroom? A hydrant-seeker. […]
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Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What did the kid say after holding in his pee for too long? – […]
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Bad to the Bone Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Chuckle Palindrome Punchlines What do you call a palindrome that’s spelled the same when you spell it backward? A palindrome! How do Millennials use palindromes? They love to “rotor” their phones! Bladder-Busting Puns Why did the bladder go to the doctor? It was feeling […]
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Your Funny Bone will Be Sore: A Dad Joke Bonanza Bull Terrier Dad Joke Bonanza: Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you call a Bull Terrier who promotes diversity and inclusion? A “Barktivist.” Puns Galore: What do you call a broken down Bull Terrier? A bladdered […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Sweet Treat Jokes How does a muffin get to the bakery? It rises! What’s a baker’s favorite coffee order? A knead for speed! Turnt Table Jokes What do you call a hipster that’s baked? A turnt-able! Why did the stoner cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes: A Testimonial to Laughter Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Testicle-Themed Gems Testicle Test Joke: What do you call a test that measures a man’s balls? A testicle-ometer. Workplace Wit: Why did the coworker get fired from the testicle factory? Because he kept making one-ball jokes. Bladder and November 6th: Punny Delights Bladder […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Thirst-Quenching Drenching You in Dad Jokes Get ready to wet your whistle with some side-splitting dad jokes! From the downright groan-worthy to the surprisingly witty, we’ve got you covered. Drinks Why are watermelons good for parties? Because they’re juicy and they quench your thirst! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Grotesque and Hilarious Hillarity Snackalicious Dad Jokes What do you call a broken bag of Doritos? “Nacho problem!” What did the cheese say to the cracker? “You got me wrapped around your finger!” Groovy Snack Jokes Why did the hippie burn his popcorn? Because it was far out! Bladder or October 29th Puns […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Quips “What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always getting into mischief?” A holy terror! “Why did the Parish Secretary go to the library? To check out the “Book of Psalms.” “What do you call a Parish Secretary who always says ‘Yass’?” A […]
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