Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood Jokes “Why did the vampire get a blood transfusion? Because he was feeling a little anemic!” “What do you call a vegetable that’s been sucked dry by a vampire? Veg out!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bloody Dad Joke: Blood “What do you call a vampire who’s always in a good mood?” “A sanguine optimist!” Dad Joke: Blood (Dummy Hard) “What’s dummy hard to donate?” “Blood.” Pun Joke: Jupiter “Jupiter is certainly a gas planet.” Knock-Knock Joke: Blood Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are vampires such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gumshoe! Gen Z Bloodspatter What did the Gen Z vampire say after biting someone? “Sorry, I’m not a Boomer, I’m a Blood-mer!” November 30th: A […]
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Dadly Delusions: Blood Jokes That Will Red-uce You to Laughter Blood and Gore Jokes What do you call blood that can’t decide? Type O negative! Why is blood so bad at poker? Because it keeps folding! Food and Drink Blood Jokes What do you get when you mix blood with coffee? A black eye! Why […]
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