Bones near Uranus Found it! Bones in Uranus Amidst the roar of the crowd at a campaign rally, the politician proclaimed, “My fellow citizens, I vow to fortify our nation’s very foundation – your bones!” A skeptical voice from the throng rose, questioning the significance of his pledge. Undeterred, the politician retorted with a force […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph node’s favorite animal? A koala-node. Bone Puns What did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cluckiest, Punniest Collection Chicken Nuggets: The Chew-tiful Comedians What do you call a chicken nugget that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frost-bitten breast.” And for our DEI-conscious audience: Why did the chicken nugget join the diversity committee? Because it wanted to “nuggetify” the menu. Bones and Holiday Pun-derfulness What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder get in trouble? Because it couldn’t hold it in any longer! What do you call a bladder that’s always leaking? A wicked bladder! Bone Jokes What do you get when you cross a dog with a mathematician? An A-bone-imation! Why didn’t […]
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Hold On Tight for These Hillarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Mountaineering Edition Why did the mountaineer wear suspenders? To keep his pants up! Cool Beans Dad Joke Why did the cool beans shiver? Because they saw the mountain! Bone-Chilling Pun What do you call a skeleton who loves winter? Jack Frost! Knock-Knock Mountain Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness Nomophobia Nightmare Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it! What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button! Punning Perfection Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The EDM Edition Hey there, fellow dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a laugh-out-loud extravaganza with our special EDM edition. EDM Jokes Why did the EDM DJ get lost? Because he couldn’t find the beat drop. What do you call a techno-EDM raver watching Wordplay Wonders? A rave-iewer. Puns Why are bones so […]
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Dad Jokes: The Wild Wild West of Puns Westworld Dad Jokes Why did the Westworld host get lost? Because he was wired all wrong! What do you call a Gen Z host on Westworld? A woke-steed. Pun-derful Jokes Why are bones so cool? They’re just humerous! Why did the calendar hate December 9th? Because it […]
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Cardinal Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Laughter and Groans Cardinal Joke What do you call a cardinal who loves to gamble? A poker-faced pontiff! Cardinal-Dude Joke What do you call a cardinal who’s really cool? A dude with a habit! Bone/December 8th Pun Why did the skeleton get arrested on December 8th? Because it stole […]
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Dad Jokes: A Celestial Collection Ganymede’s Celestial Dad Joke Why is Ganymede the smoothest of Jupiter’s moons? Because it’s always orbiting the gas giant! Simping Dad Joke What do you call a moon that’s head over heels for Jupiter? A Gany-simp! Bone-Chilling Pun What do skeletons sing on December 5th? “Bone-fire Night!” Ganymede’s Cosmic Knock-Knock […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: Air Force Edition Air Force Jokes What do you call an Air Force pilot who’s always singing? A wing-er! Yass Jokes Why did the Air Force base in Yass get a new gate? Because it was always YASS-ing forward! Bone Jokes Why are Air Force pilots so good at fixing bones? Because they’re […]
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Dad Jokes: The Harvest of Laughter Farm-to-Table Dad Jokes “What do you call a cow that produces healthy milk? A ‘cow-derful’ calcium source!” “Why did the farmer start a farm-to-table restaurant? Because he wanted to keep his ‘on fleek’ tomatoes close to home!” Pun-derful Dad Jokes “What do you call a skeleton that’s always waiting […]
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Float Not in Dad Joke Waters! Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes! Rafting Dad Jokes Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river! What do you call a rafter who’s always gassy? […]
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