Sustainable cuisine in Brain Sustainable cuisine, Cheugy, and more TL;DR: Dad Joke Delights Get ready to chuckle and cringe as we bring you the cheesiest, funniest dad jokes that’ll make you groan but laugh anyway. Like this gem: “Why did the politician lose the election? Because his slogan was ‘Vote for me, and I’ll make […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I…
Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Cultivating Laughter Horticulture Dad Jokes What do you call a flower that’s always getting in trouble? A rebel without a paws. Why didn’t the gardener plant any more roses? He was all tied up with other thyme! Horticulture Dad Joke for Basic People What do you call a garden […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist cross the road? To see all their partners on the other side. What do you call a solo polyamorist who’s always on the go? A nomad in love. Basic Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist get lost in the […]
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Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion Horror-ble Puns What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet. Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives. Brain-y Puns What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser. Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Daddy Cool Jokes: Get Ready for Some Corny Laughs Corn Oil Capers What do you call corn oil that’s been used to make popcorn? Popping oil! Satire: Why did the corn oil get arrested? For making too many kernels! Brain Buster What do you call the 9th month of the year that’s filled with brains? […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes! Thyroid and Gyat Joke Why did the gyat visit the thyroid clinic? Because he had […]
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Dad Jokes for Crushing Your Bouldering Woes Bouldering Blunders – Why did the boulderer keep falling off the wall? Because he couldn’t hold his beans! Brainy Bouldering – What do you call a boulderer with great technique? A cerebral boulderer! Pun-derful Bouldering – Why did the boulderer get arrested? For climbing over the November 13th […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Bishop Dad Jokes Bishop the Bishop Why did Bishop become a bishop? Because he was a holy roller! Bishop the Scholar What was Bishop’s favorite subject in school? Bishopography! November the First Puns What do you call a brain on November 1st? A pumpkin head! Bishop the Politician Bishop ran […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterful Blend of Humor and Bad Puns Vervet-ing Jokes Why did the Vervet prefer to use the BASIC programming language? Because it was very itchy! What do you call a Vervet that’s always on the brink of evolution? A Vervet-on-the-verge! Brain-Tickling Puns What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at thinking? […]
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DAD JOKES ALERT! H2-O You Know Any Good Water Jokes? Joke 1: Why did the water not wear a sweater? Because it already had a jacket! Joke 2: What do you call a musical instrument made of water? A sea-phone! BRAIN DRAIN Pun: What do you call a brain that’s been drained? A zombie! October […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterclass for Children’s Ministry Leaders About the Children’s Ministry Leader What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader with a wooden leg? A limp-preacher! Why did the Children’s Ministry Leader get arrested? For having too many outstanding kids! What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader who’s also a surfer? A board-ious […]
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Dad Jokes for the Misophonia-Prone Does your misophonia drive you buggy? Well, here are some groan-worthy dad jokes to lighten the mood: Misophonia Dad Joke #1: Why did the misophonic person leave the concert? Because they couldn’t stand the sound of people chewing gum! Misophonia-Digging Dad Joke: What do you call a misophonic person digging […]
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Dad Jokes: High Stakes Humor Acrophobia: Fear of Heights “What do you call a person who’s afraid of heights? A cliff-hanger!” “Why did the woke activist refuse to skydive? They couldn’t handle the altitude of privilege!” Pun-tastic October 22nd “Why did the skeleton get lost on October 22nd? To-boot-ee!” Knock-Knock “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Acrophobia!” […]
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Sharpen Your Dad Joke Skills with Sushi and More Sushi Jokes Why did the sushi jump into the boiling water? To commit seppuku! What do you call a boomer sushi? Generation X-roll! Brain/October 21st Pun What’s the difference between a brain and October 21st? One is in your head, and the other is in your […]
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