Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you…
Bishop’s Dad Joke Bonanza Bishop’s Ecclesiastical Humor “What do you call a bishop who keeps getting lost in the cathedral? A lost cause!” Bishop’s Hip Hop Humor “Why did the bishop at the hip-hop concert get arrested? Because he was rocking the pulpit!” Seasonal Puns “What’s a pun about December 21st? The shortest day of […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: From Tech to the Ridiculous In the realm of humor, there’s nothing quite like a classic dad joke. Embrace the cringe and get ready to chuckle at these technological, bodacious, and downright silly quips. Dad Jokes about Technology Why did the computer get lost? Because it didn’t have a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Missions Director Jokes What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect! Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide. Callisto/December 8th Pun Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day! Missions […]
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Galactic Giggles: Dad Jokes About Uranus and Beyond Uranus Jokes Why did the astronomer get upset? Because Uranus was in retrograde! What do you call a gassy planet? Uranus with extra farts! Callisto-December 6th Pun Why was December 6th a big day for Jupiter’s moon Callisto? Because it was its “Icy Birthday”! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And Smile) Callisto: The Dad Joke Moon Why did Callisto get lost in space? Because it didn’t know the constellations. What do you call a guy who loves hanging out with Callisto? A Callisto-holic! Rizz-omatic Dad Jokes Why is Rizz so good at trivia? Because he’s […]
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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Giggle Hemorrhoid Humor Why did the man with hemorrhoids always bring toilet paper to the library? Because he couldn’t bear to be without it! Why did the rad kid get hemorrhoids? Because he was a pain in the butt! Punny Calendar […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Documentary dad jokes Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t follow the map! What do you call a documentary about hipsters? Brokeumentary. Callisto or November 17th pun joke What do you call a frozen lake on Callisto? A Callisto-Freeze. Documentary knock-knock joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronics: – What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell! Naughty Joke about Electronics: – Why did the computer get arrested? For downloading illegal software! Pun Joke about Callisto: – What do you call a moon that’s always feeling down? Callisto-down! Knock-Knock Joke about Electronics: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and November 16th? One is a moon, the other is the 11th month (and 16th […]
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You Won’t Believe These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Minister: Why did the minister run away from the church? Answer: Because he stole the holy loaves! Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan Minister and Gyat: What do you call a minister who’s always on the move? Answer: A traveling minister-ster-ster! Pun-derful Jokes Callisto: Why […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Outbreak: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Cringe Androphobia: Fear of Men Why are men so scared of spiders? Because they have eight legs and a hairy back. How do you cure a boomer who’s afraid of men? Give them a pension. Callisto or October 31st What do […]
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French Fries: A Dad Joke Bonanza French Fry and French Kiss Why did the French fry get arrested? Because he was caught with ketchup handed! What do you call a French fry that’s always getting into trouble? A fry-slaw. Scootaloo and French Fries Why did Scootaloo only eat one French fry? Because she couldn’t handle […]
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