Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Chocolate Chip Humor Bonanza Chocolate Chip Dad Jokes Why did…
Chocolate Chip Humor Bonanza Chocolate Chip Dad Jokes Why did the chocolate chip cross the road? To get to the other s’more! What do you call a chocolate chip with an attitude? A tough cookie! Parenting Puns Why are chocolate chips such good parents? Because they keep their kids in line! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: Chocolate Chipped Awesomeness Chocolate chips, those delectable morsels, have somehow made their way into the dad joke hall of fame. So, get ready to grin and shake your head at these cocoa-coated gems. Chocolate Chip Dad Joke: Q: What do you call a cookie that’s not very smart? A: A choco-late-er! Classic Choco […]
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