Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) State Senator Shenanigans Why did the State Senator cross the road? – To get to the other side of the aisle! Redneck State Senator Shenanigans What do you call a State Senator with a straw hat and a toothpick? – The Senator-General of Pickup Trucks! Punderful Delights […]
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Dad Jokes: Out of This World and Down to Earth…
Dad Jokes: Out of This World and Down to Earth Tell Me a Dad Joke about Space Why did the astronaut take a chill pill? Because he was feeling satellite! Space-Related “Chill Pill” Joke What do you call an astronaut who’s taking it easy? A “space case.” Punny Joke: Deimos or December 22nd What do […]
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Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Deimos Dad Jokes Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars! What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile! December 18th Pun What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube! Deimos Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Cringe and Comedy for the Ages Journalist Dad Jokes Why did the journalist get lost? Because he didn’t follow the directions! What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadline procrastinator! Workplace Wit Why did the journalist’s boss give him a raise? Because his puns were worth it! […]
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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season Dim Jokes About Deimos Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas! What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick! Deimos and the Turnt Crowd Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan A-maxing Dad Jokes What do you call someone with a fear of riding in a car? A car-diac. What’s a redneck’s solution to Amaxophobia? Duct tape and a pickup truck. Pun-tastic Deimos Joke What do you get when you cross a Roman god of terror with […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Catastrophic Collection for Disaster Relief and DEI Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief Workers Why did the disaster relief worker cross the road? To help others get unstuck. What do you call a disaster relief worker who always gets the job done? The fixer-upper. Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief and DEI Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Where the Good and Bad Collide Relationship Diversity Dad Jokes Why did the interracial couple cross the road? To get to the other side… of the world! What do you call a relationship between a deaf person and a blind person? A long-distance relationship. Highkey Related Relationship Diversity Dad Joke Why did the […]
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Fear Not, Dad Jokes Abound! Dark Humor: Thanatophobia Why did the person with thanatophobia avoid the funeral home? Because they didn’t want to die-rectly enter! What’s the best way to cheer up a person with thanatophobia around Christmas? Tell them, “Don’t worry, Santa Claws!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why did Deimos have to leave on November […]
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Get Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes! Dad Joke: Boston Terrier Edition Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? * To get to the other “bahk-yard”! Parenting Pun: Boston Terrier Style What do you call a Boston Terrier who’s a terrible parent? * A “bark”-ing mad parent! Deimos/November 27th Pun Why is Deimos the […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship that’s always on point? On fleek! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Relationship. Relationship who? Relationship isn’t going anywhere against the grain. Political Pun Why did Deimos get elected? Because he was on an unstoppable Mars-sion! Random Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting Edition and More Sculpture Jokes Why did the sculptor quit his job? Because he couldn’t handle the stone-cold environment. What do you call a sculpture made from coffee beans? A cool Bean. Why was the sculpture of the politician made of bronze? Because he had a shady past. Puns What do you […]
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Dad Jokes from the Cosmos Deimos Delights: What’s Deimos’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it’s always trying to strike Earth! Why did Deimos get lost in Ohio? Because it couldn’t find Deimon! Mimas and November Shenanigans: What’s a dwarf with a bad memory called? Mimas. (Minus memory… get it?) Knock, Knock (on Deimos’s Door): Knock, knock […]
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Bus Driver Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Bus Driver Jokes Why did the bus driver wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for the shades! What do you call a bus driver who’s always late? A tardy driver! Why did the bus driver get lost? Because he didn’t know where the bus […]
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