Laugh Out Loud: A Supremely Punny Collection of Dad Jokes Supreme Court Justice Jokes What do Supreme Court Justices do when they’re sad? Cry-me-a-river. Why did the Supreme Court Justice get a new brat? Because his old one was unconstitutional! Deimos and November 6th Puns What do you call the Greek god of terror who […]
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Dad Jokes: Not All Bad, Some Pun Intended South American Shenanigans Why did the South American traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS Guanaco! What do you call a South American who’s super flexible? Flex-aragua! Punny Delights Why is Deimos a terrible poker player? Because he always has a red face! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry? “Deimos”! What do you get when you combine […]
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