Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes about Cardinals What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out. Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties. Pun Joke What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle! What […]
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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad…
Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Dad Jokes To Make You Dip Out of Boredom Salamander Spice Hey, did you hear about the salamander that fell in the spice rack? It came out with a nice, spicy tail! Dip Out, Salamander! Why did the salamander dip out of the pool? Because it was too wet for its tail! Umbriel or December […]
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Dad Jokes: School Board Edition What do you call a School Board Member who’s always late to meetings? A “dip-out” member! Dip Out-Related Dad Joke Why did the School Board Member dip out early from the budget meeting? Because they couldn’t fathom the expenses! Mar-s Pun What do you call a Martian who always forgets […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why did the cartilage get kicked out of the bar? Because it was always causing a little friction! What do you call cartilage that’s too salty? Dip-out! Puns What do adenoids and December 7th have in common? They’re both hard to swallow. Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Prepare yourself for a cavalcade of corny dad jokes that’ll leave you rolling your eyes and cracking up simultaneously. Sculpting Jokes: Why was the sculptor so good at shaping clay? Because he kneaded it! What do you call a sculptor who’s always running away? A dip-out artist! […]
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Dad Jokes for Aspiring Comedians: Glassblowing Edition Glassblowing Joke 1: Why did the glassblower get in trouble? Because he was a bit of a blowhard! Glassblowing Dip Out Joke: What do you call a glassblower who always leaves their work incomplete? A blow-and-dipper! Galatea Pun: What do you call a statue made of glass that […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin) Alternative Antics Why did the grunge band break up? Because they couldn’t get their act together! What do you call a band that leaves the stage without a mic? An alt-drop! Dip Out Diaries Why did the 90s kid dip out of the party? Because they wanted […]
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Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza! Philanthropist Jokes Why did the philanthropist get arrested? Because he dipped out of the soup kitchen! What do you call a philanthropist who disappears when he’s needed? A “dip-out!” Sweat/November 17th Puns Why are sweat glands so proud? Because they’re always working! Why is November 17th the […]
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Dad Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) School Board Member Specials What do you call a school board member who’s always getting into trouble? “The alarmist.” Why did the school board member dip out? “Because the meeting got too complex.” Europa or November 12th Why is Europa so popular with singers? “Because […]
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Pop culture pandemonium with puns, jokes, and political punchlines! Prepare your eardrums for a barrage of dad jokes so bad, they’ll make you groan and laugh simultaneously. Get ready to have your popsocket sockets tickled with these hilarious quips! Dad Joke about Pop Why did the soda can get arrested? Because it kept popping off! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Chucklefest for the Choir and Beyond Choir Member Jokes Why did the choir member get lost? Because they misread the sheet music! What do you call a choir member who leaves the group to get a snack? A dippy soprano. Nipple/November 2nd Pun What do you call a nipple that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Wince and Chuckle The Fear of Dogs Dad: Why are people with cynophobia afraid of dogs? Kid: Because they’re always on the lookout for…tail-ant attacks! Dad: Why did the person with cynophobia dip out of the party? Kid: They were feeling puppy-eyed and dog-tired! Titan-ic Puns Dad: What do […]
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Knock, Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle Europa-ly Dad Jokes Why did Europa leave the party early? Because it was getting too icy-moon! What do you call a Europa that’s always leaving? A Dip-out-moon! Pun-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a penis that’s always on October 24th? Hallow-peen! What do you […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Non-Mainstream Relationship Why did the hipster couple break up? Because they were too mainstream for each other. What do you call a non-mainstream relationship? A cult-ure. Dip Out Did you hear about the hipster who dipped out of a relationship? He said he wanted to “find his own niche.” Puns What do […]
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