Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (But You’ll Secretly Love Them) Pug-ilicious Puns What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A pug-nacious pup! Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other “woof!” Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pug and a dummy? One is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Meat and Potatoes of Comedy Let’s meat…
Dad Jokes: The Meat and Potatoes of Comedy Let’s meat up for some dad jokes! Steak Jokes Why did the steak cross the road? To get to the other side, medium rare! Why was the steak so hard to chew? Because it was dummy hard! Liver/December 20th Jokes What do you call liver that was […]
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Dad Jokes about Nix and More Nix Jokes: Why is Nix so difficult to climb? Because it’s dummy hard! What do you call a Nix that’s always making mistakes? A Nix-up! Titan/December 15th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 15th? A Sagittarius! Nix Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nix. Nix […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bloody Dad Joke: Blood “What do you call a vampire who’s always in a good mood?” “A sanguine optimist!” Dad Joke: Blood (Dummy Hard) “What’s dummy hard to donate?” “Blood.” Pun Joke: Jupiter “Jupiter is certainly a gas planet.” Knock-Knock Joke: Blood Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!) Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together! What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder! Ocean Puns What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Comfort Food of Humor Comfort Food Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why is a dummy so hard to fool? Because it’s already filled! Hair-Raising Puns I’m not sure what’s up with my hair, but it’s been giving me a split personality. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Hilarious Capillary Jokes What did the capillary say to the bloodstream? “I’m feeling a little vein.” Why are capillaries so dummy hard? Because they’re so narrow-minded! Tear Duct/November 21st Pun What do you call a tear duct that’s always crying? A “sob-story” gland. Why is November 21st such […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and November 16th? One is a moon, the other is the 11th month (and 16th […]
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Calling All Meat Lovers: Dad Jokes That Will “Meat” Your Funny Bone Dad Jokes About Meat Why did the meatball go to the party? To get its buns. What do you call a meat that’s hard to chew? Dummy hard. Meat-Related Pun What do you call a boatman who loves meat? Charon-cuterie. Knock-Knock Joke About […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, Bad Home Cooking Shenanigans Home cooking joke that’s not very good: What do you call a chef who can’t cook? A disaster! Home cooking joke that’s actually pretty funny: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the skillet! Dummy […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to Groaning and Guffawing Prostate Gland Jokes What do you call a prostate exam done by a dummy? Dummy hard! I went to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor said, “I’m sorry, but you have a wooden prostate.” I said, “I know, I’m Pinocchio.” Mars/October 22nd Joke What’s the […]
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