Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did…
Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did the brother hide his snacks from his sister?” “Because he wanted to keep them his ‘cereal’ secret!” “What do you call a brother and sister who love to eat together?” “Chip buddies!” Ear-tastic Pun “What did the left ear say to the right ear?” “Between […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find the coral reef-erence! Triton found a sword. It was a slaying weapon! Ear/December 10th Pun: Why do ears make great Santa’s helpers? Because they’re always listening for the 10th of December! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triton. Triton […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her! What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship! Car and Road Jokes How do you fix a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”! What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver! Ear Jokes What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you! Why did December 3rd get […]
read moreRottweiler Round-Up: Paw-ful Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Rottweiler Riddles…
Rottweiler Round-Up: Paw-ful Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Rottweiler Riddles Q: What do you call a Rottweiler wearing a tuxedo? A: A dog in a suit! Q: What do you call a Rottweiler that’s always cold? A: Chill-weiler! Earful of Puns Q: Why are Rottweilers the best December 2nd experts? A: Because they know how […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke on Crime: Why did the criminal wear sunglasses during his trial? Answer: Because he didn’t want to get caught staring. Dad Joke on Nature and Outdoors: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Answer: Fsh! Pun Joke on Ears: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The European Union Edition Council of the European Union Jokes What’s the Council of the European Union’s favorite clothing store? Uniqlo! What do you call a council meeting with no caps? No Cap Council Pun Jokes What do ears have in common with November 23rd? They both come after heads and Thanksgivings. Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Relationship Jokes That Challenge the Norm Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn’t stand each other’s “parallel relationships.” What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? Radical! Pun Jokes Why did the musician lose his hearing during the November 22nd concert? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Council of Cringe Are you ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes that will make you cringe and roll your eyes? Well, buckle up, because the City Council is in session, and they’re about to unleash a barrage of groan-worthy puns. City Council Member Animal Puns Why did the City Council member cross […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Pluto: The Planet That’s Not Quite a Planet Not So Good: What do you call a planet that’s always getting picked on? Pluto (Planet punched-o)! Really Funny: Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it wasn’t planet-ary enough! Pluto and Turnt Turnt-Related: What do you call […]
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