Dad Jokes for the Needle and Thread Set Embroidery Jokes Why did the embroider get lost in the forest? Because she followed the wrong yarn. What do you call an embroider who’s always breaking needles? A prick. Adulting Jokes Why did the adult embroiderer need a babysitter? To supervise her floss. What’s the adult’s motto […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen stitcher! What does a peachy broider say when they finish […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure Embroidery Dad Jokes Why did the embroidery thread get fired? For not minding their own beeswax! Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted? Because its needle was too sharp! Punny Oil and October Jokes What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude? A gland-ulently […]
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