Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Ice Enceladus Edition Why does Enceladus keep crashing into other moons? Because it’s on a salty quest! What’s Enceladus’s ultimate goal? To make a “splash” on the galactic scene! Punny What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Uranus chilled! Why is December 28th the shortest day […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Town Supervisor Jokes What do you call the town supervisor who’s always getting into trouble? A mayor misbehaving! How does the town supervisor keep his weight down? He eats a bodacious balance diet! Bodacious-Related Pun What do you get when you cross a moon with a holiday? Enceladus on twenty-seventh […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Brittish Jokes Why do the British drink tea with their pinky up? To show that they’re a cut above the rest! What do you call a British person who loves food? A Bri-toast-ophile! Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a Brit who loves fish and […]
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Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly Tendon Jokes That’ll Make You Groan What do you call a tendon that’s always getting you into trouble? An achillies heel! Why did the tendon cross the road? To get to the other side… like everybody else! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Source of Groan-Worthy Laughter Pedaling Puns How do cyclists say hello? They wave their handlebars! Why are cyclists so good at balancing? Because they have two wheels to stand on! Boomer Bromance What do you call a group of boomers on bikes? A peloton of old fogies! Celestial Shenanigans What do […]
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Prepare Yourselves for Dad Jokes That Are as Smooth as a Ferret Ferret Jokes: A Fertile Ground for Puns What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A fur-ry-oke star! What do you call a ferret who’s always on the go? A ferret-errand boy! Puns: Sharp as a Sabre What’s black, white, and […]
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Dad Jokes: Sparking Laughter with Igniting Puns Firefighter Jokes Why did the firefighter wear suspenders? To hold up his pants! What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the job? A fire-starter! Redneck Firefighter Joke What do you call a redneck firefighter? A hosey holder! Enceladus/December 5th Pun What’s the difference between Enceladus and […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Moonlighting with Moons Dad Joke about Enceladus: Why is Enceladus such a good prankster? Because it likes to pull pranks on its neighbor, Saturn! Dad Joke about Enceladus and Turnt: Why did Enceladus get arrested at the club? Because it was caught dancing too hard and got “turnt up!” Pun Joke about […]
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Dad Jokes: The Soup Kitchen of Humor Soup Jokes: Why did the soup run away from the spoon? Because it was afraid of being eaten! What do you call soup that’s always on the run? Alphabet soup! Gen Alpha Soup Joke: Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like soup? Because it’s not digitally native. Pun Joke: […]
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Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More! Dayan-O-Mite Jokes Why did Dayan get lost? Because he couldn’t follow his own nose! What did Dayan say when he vanished? “Outta sight!” Punderful Jokes What do you call a moon that’s full of holes? Enceladus, the Swiss cheese moon! Why did the turkey get arrested on November […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Gather ’round, folks, and prepare for a bombardment of hilariously awful dad jokes! Babes, Here We Come! Why did the babe cross the road? To get to the other side… and call 911 because her parents were so worried about her! What do you call a babe who’s always on […]
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Delightful Dad Jokes: Where Bacteria and Humor Collide Dad Jokes about Bacteriophobia: Fear of Bacteria Why are bacteria afraid of the computer? Because of the anti-virus! What do you call a germaphobe who is always in a good mood? A highkey-phobe! Pun-tastical Joke What do you call a moon that is always being watched by […]
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Dad Jokes and Ocean Moons: A Cosmic Comedy Celestial Convergence Tethys Tidal Tomfoolery Why do Tethys and the Moon get along so well? Because they’re both in the same tide. Why did Tethys join a swimming competition? To be the high-tide jumper! Enceladus and November Puns What do you call an Enceladus on election day? […]
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Dad Jokes: Misophonia, Wordplay Wonders, and Beyond Misophonia Madness Why is misophonia like a bad habit? Because it’s hard to break! Misophonia and Wordplay Wonders have this in common: They can both make your skin crawl! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a moon that’s covered in ice? Enceladus that! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Sternum Lover in You! Sternum-y Good Jokes Q: Why did the sternum get arrested? A: For being a bonehead! Q: Why did the sternum go to Ohio? A: To get to the heart of the matter! Pun-believable Puns Q: What do you call a moon that’s covered in snow? A: Enceladus! […]
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