Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor… Literally Greetings, fellow pun-loving dads and aspiring dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a collection of dad jokes that will have you groaning with delight or face-palming with amusement. Interior Design Jokes What do you call a room that’s always arguing? A debate-ing room! Why […]
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Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about…
Dad-tastic Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes about Nereid What do you call a Nereid who loves to dig? Dig-it-all-is! Why did the Nereid get hired at the construction site? Because she was Dig-it-ally qualified! Pun Jokes Why did the epiglottis get lost on December 22nd? Because it couldn’t remember where it was […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mop-Tastic Collection Custodian Jokes What do you call a custodian who’s always sweeping things under the rug? A dustin’ cover-up! Why did the highkey custodian get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the high-pressure cleaning! Epiglottis/December 17th Pun What do you call an epiglottis that’s out of control? A lid with an attitude! […]
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How Do You Make a Retail Manager Laugh? Retail Manager Joke: Why was the retail manager so happy? Because he kept making “sales”! Food and Drink Joke: What do you call a retail manager who loves pizza? A “pizza-bilities” manager! Pun Joke: What do you call a retail manager who keeps getting stuck? Epiglottis! Knock-Knock […]
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Top-Notch Dad Jokes: Laugh Out Loud or Groan Out Loud Dad Jokes about Pop Culture Why did the dad join a Star Wars fan club? Because he wanted to be a Jedi for his kids! What’s Patrick Swayze’s favorite brand of popcorn? Ghost Poppers! Dad Jokes about Salty Pop Culture Why was Salty banned from […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Chuckle Abbot/Abbess Jokes Why did the abbot get a headache? Because he bumped his holy mass. What do you call an abbot who’s super cool? A rad abbot! Epiglottis Pun What do you call a man who always travels with his epiglottis? A “tongue in check” kind […]
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You’ve Been Caved-In by Dad Jokes! Caving Jokes: Why are spelunkers so bad at storytelling? Because they always have to keep their adventures under wraps! What do you call a cave without any dirt? A hollow knight! Tech and Geek Humor Cave Joke: What do you call a cave that’s connected to the internet? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Grin and Groan Golden Retriever Jokes Golden Retriever: What do you call a Golden Retriever that loves to do math? Answer: A cal-cu-later! On Fleek: Why did the Golden Retriever go to the beauty parlor? Answer: To get their fur on fleek! Pun-tastic Jokes Epiglottis: Why did the epiglottis get […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Orange You Glad You Read This? What did the orange say to the lemon? “Let’s be punny!” What do you call an orange with a terrible attitude? A sour-puss! Wordplay Wonders What do you get when you cross a banana with a joke? A fruit punchline! […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day Food Preparation Shenanigans “What do you call a chef who’s always getting into trouble? A ‘spoonerism.’” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!” Scoot’s Culinary Expedition “Why don’t they let Scoot cook lasagna? Because he always makes it scoot too fast!” Puns Galore […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That Are Out of This World Take a Trip to Dad Joke Mars What do you call a Martian who’s always getting into trouble? A Mars-upial! Why did the Martian get lost? Because he didn’t have a Mars-igation device! Stupid Joke Alert! What do you call a smart Martian who makes dumb […]
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Eggs-cellent Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up Egg-ceptional Egg Jokes What do you call an old egg that can’t hatch? An eggs-fossil. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side, yolk. Yolk-Breaking Classic Dad Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? You crack me up! Why […]
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Dad Jokes Galore That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Candy Jokes: Why did the candy bar get lost? Because it went down the wrong path! What do you call a candy that’s always cool? A chill-axed candy bar. Epiglottis Joke: What does the epiglottis do when it gets cold? It covers its […]
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