Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes Sunday School Shenanigans What do you call a Sunday School teacher who talks too much? A psalm reader. What do you call a Sunday School teacher who’s always cold? A chill-dren of God. Punny Business What do you call it when your Eustachian tubes get clogged? […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) What’s the…
Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) What’s the Forecast for Dad Jokes? “What kind of storms brew the best jokes? Thunderstorms!” In the city, the weatherman said there was a 100% chance of dad jokes. He wasn’t cloud-kidding! Tube-rrific Puns How do you clear blocked Eustachian tubes? With de-congestant jokes! December 26th should […]
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Laugh Like a Scuba Sea Lion Scuba Dad Jokes: What do you call a scuba diver who can’t stay down long? A bubble-head! Why was the scuba diver so clumsy? Because he was always getting tangled in his wet suit! Historical Humor Dad Joke: What did Christopher Columbus say when he stepped on a sea […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Deimos Dad Jokes Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars! What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile! December 18th Pun What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube! Deimos Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Eliciting Groans and Giggles Setting the Mood: A Dad’s Delight Q: What do you call a candle that was used to create a romantic atmosphere? A: A mood lighter Q: Why did the sunglasses get arrested? A: For shading the truth! Pun-derful Humor Q: What did the Eustachian tubes say […]
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Let’s Hop into Some Frog-tastic and Digging-ly Hilarious Dad Jokes Frog-gy Dad Jokes: Why did the frog get arrested? Because he croaked the law! What do you call a frog that digs holes? A hop-a-long undertaker! Digging-Related Pun: What did the shovel say to the hole? Dig me! Frog Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paddleboarding Edition Tell Me a Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding Why did the paddleboarder bring extra water? In case he got board. Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding (Ohio Edition) What do you call a paddleboarder from Ohio? A Buckeye on a board. Pun Joke: Eustachian Tubes and December 10th What do Eustachian […]
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Monkeying Around with Dad Jokes Yo, check this out! We’ve got a bunch of hilarious dad jokes waiting for you. Get ready to roll on the floor laughing! Howler Monkey Howlers What do you call a Howler monkey at a karaoke night? A mic drop king! Why did the vegetarian Howler monkey give up vegetables? […]
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Animal Antics and GOAT-ly Puns Attention, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a menagerie of animal-themed dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously. Tell Me a Dad Joke about Animals Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the bottom of its clucking problem! GOAT-ly Good Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Jokes for Heroes in Uniform: EMTs EMT Joke: Why are EMTs so good at math? Because they can solve all your medical problems! EMT Yo Mamma Joke: Yo momma’s so old, she attended the first 911 call! Pun Joke: What do you call an EMT with an ear infection? A Eustachian tube technician! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others. Larissa Jokes Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce. What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a stick! Pun Joke About Eustachian Tubes: […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Paddleboarders and Goat Enthusiasts What do you call a paddleboarder who’s always falling in the water? A sinker-boarder! What do you call a paddleboarder who’s the greatest of all time? A paddle-GOAT! What do you call Eustachian tubes that are always stuffy? Trumpets! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paddleboarder. Paddleboarder […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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