Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Prepare to brace yourself for a riot of dad jokes, ranging from eye-rolling cringe to side-splitting hilarity. Let’s dive in! Presidential Puns: Why did the regional president open a bakery? Because he wanted to be the best in the “knead!” What did the regional governor say when he couldn’t find […]
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Knock-Knock: The Spacey Edition Dad Joke about Space Force: -…
Knock-Knock: The Spacey Edition Dad Joke about Space Force: What do you call a military branch that fights with lasers? Space Force, duh! On Fleek Dad Joke about Space Force: Why did the Space Force recruit a fashionista? Because they were on fleek and could land in style! Pun Joke about Eyes or December 23rd: […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Soundtrack Jokes What’s the difference between a soundtrack and a pig? One has a hoof, the other has a score. Why did the soundtrack cross the road? To get to the other side of the album! What do you call a soundtrack that’s out […]
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Dad Jokes: The Open Relationship Edition Open Relationship Jokes: What do you call an open relationship with a duck? A quack fling. Why did the open relationship end? Because one partner was always leaving the other hanging. Open Relationship and Simp Jokes: What do you call a guy who’s always begging for attention in an […]
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The Dad Joke Masterclass: Baal Shem Tov Edition Ba’al Shem Tov Dad Joke 1: Why did Baal Shem Tov cross the road? To get to the other wandering Jew. Ba’al Shem Tov Dad Joke 2 (Squad Related): What do you call a group of Ba’al Shem Tovs? A quorum of wisdom. Pun Joke: What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way) Paramedic Dad Jokes What do you call a paramedic who’s always lost? A first responder who’s never been there. What do you call a paramedic who’s really into the latest trends? A cheugy-medic. Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call someone who works at […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Presidential Punchlines Why did President Ursula von der Leyen visit a car wash? To clean her Commission! What do you call Ursula von der Leyen’s favorite snack? Cool beans! Visual Humor Why should you be careful with your eyes on November 8th? Because it’s eye-lection day! […]
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Stellar Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Launch Your Day! Astronaut Antics Why did the astronaut bring extra toilet paper on his mission? Just in case it got potty-trained! Hey! I just heard a highkey joke about an astronaut… it went straight over my head! Optical Illusions and Spooky Dates What do you call someone who sees […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Pun-derful Meets the Hemophobic Prepare for some knee-slapping (or maybe eye-rolling) humor as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes, with a special focus on the irrational fear of blood, also known as hemophobia. Hemophobia Humor What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? An ex-sanguine. What […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Laugh) Making Babies Why is making babies like baking cookies? Because they both start with you putting something in the oven! What do you call a baby that’s born square? A cuboid! Pun Fun What does an eye say when it sees October 21st? I see you, twenty-won! […]
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