Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce Let’s Talk Government! 1. Why…
Dad Jokes: A Federal Farce Let’s Talk Government! Why did the president go to the bank? To withdraw his troops. What do you call a federal agent who doesn’t like the printed word? A politically incorrect pentagon. Musical Mishaps Why was Styx’s concert postponed? Because they needed to fix a hole in the stage. What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Federal Government Got You Down? What do you call a federal employee who’s always late to work? A pro-crastinator. Why did the government official cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! Puns & Punny Jokes Why did the Constitution go to the doctor? […]
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