Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100 Dad Joke Why did Clarke Griffin run out of soda? Because she was too “flame-grilled.” FYP Dad Joke What do you call a Grounder who can’t stop talking? A “For Your Pain” in the neck. Pun Joke Why was the tonsil in trouble? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition – What…
Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and FYP Grab a can of paint and your best dad joke apron, because we’re about to paint the town red with some hilarious dad jokes. Painting Puns * What do you call a painter who’s always making mistakes? A canvas-ser! * What painting technique does […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canvas of Cringe and Comedy Painting Puns: What do you call a lazy painter? A brush hog. Why did the painter get in trouble? Because he was caught drawing a blank. What does a painter use to hold their brush? A canvas clutch. Tooth or December 5th Puns: What did the dentist […]
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Dad Jokes: The (Not-So) Fin-tastic Edition Seafood Jokes Why did the oyster get a promotion? Because it was out of its shell! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes for Your Feed (FYP) Why did the crab go to the party? Because it wanted to sea-lebrate! What do you call […]
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The Dad’s Guide to History and Laughter Dad Jokes: Historical Edition Q: Why did the Roman Empire fall? A: Because Titus couldn’t hold his legions together. Q: What do you call a Roman senator who’s always getting into trouble? A: A Julius Caesar Salad. FYP-Related Dad Joke Q: Why did the kid get banned from […]
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Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes The Mayor’s Office What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems! Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed! Kidney Capers and November Nonsense What do you call a kidney that’s always late […]
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Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!” Nerve/November […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Fatherly Weapon Making Babies Why is making babies so expensive? Because it takes a bun in the oven and a crib in the house. What do you call a baby made with FIFO (First In, First Out)? A baby Boomer. FYP (For Your Perusal) What do you call a dad joke […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl Trypophobia Terror What do you call a person with a fear of small holes? A cheesophobe! Why did the person with trypophobia join the army? To fight off the hole-y battalions! Follicle Follies Why did the guy with hair follicles get arrested on November 5th? For trying to […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gerascophobia (Fear of Aging) What do you call an old person who’s afraid of falling? A geriatric parachuter! What do you call an old person who’s always on social media? A FYP-ennial! (FYP = For You Page) Urethra/October 31st Pun What do you call a happy urethra […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok? A FYP-lymph node! Vagina Pun What do […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace yourselves for a hilarious rollercoaster of witticisms featuring carpenters, FYP (For Your Page), and more! Carpenter Jokes Why did the carpenter get arrested for stealing? Because he was caught framing homes! What type of music do carpenters listen to? Yo-hammer! FYP-Related Carpentry Joke What happens when a carpenter goes […]
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