Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Forget Your Name Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why are people with gamophobia like ninjas? Because they’re always running from matrimony. Dad: “Son, I’m worried about you. You’re 30 and still not married.” Son: “Dad, I have gamophobia.” Dad: “That’s nothing to be married about.” Lymph Nodes or December 12th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cornucopia of Groans Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia go to weddings? To practice abstinence! A man with Gamophobia is like a fish out of water: he’s scared to get baited! Bussin’ Gamophobia Why did the food critic with Gamophobia stay away from fried chicken? Because he was […]
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Not-So-Bad Dad Jokes Gamophobia: **Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia avoid churches? Because there are so many weddings there! A redneck with Gamophobia was asked if he ever wanted to get married. He replied, “Nope, I ain’t never met a single woman I’d be willing to share my moonshine with!” Pun-tastic Jokes What […]
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