Dad Jokes Galore! Hey there, dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a knee-slapping adventure filled with groan-inducing and laugh-out-loud funny dad jokes. Deacon Jokes Why did Deacon wear a bulletproof vest to the grocery store? To avoid being “shot” in the checkout line! Why did Deacon get a loan from the bank? To “gas” himself […]
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Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good,…
Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly Tendon Jokes That’ll Make You Groan What do you call a tendon that’s always getting you into trouble? An achillies heel! Why did the tendon cross the road? To get to the other side… like everybody else! What do you […]
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Dad Joke Central: Where Puns and Laughter Collide Sports-tastic Dad Jokes Dad: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Kid: A stick. Gassing You Up with Sports Humor Dad: Why did the basketball coach order a pizza? Kid: Because he wanted his team to shoot a dough! Pun-tastic Paradise Q: What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Galactic Giggles: Dad Jokes About Uranus and Beyond Uranus Jokes Why did the astronomer get upset? Because Uranus was in retrograde! What do you call a gassy planet? Uranus with extra farts! Callisto-December 6th Pun Why was December 6th a big day for Jupiter’s moon Callisto? Because it was its “Icy Birthday”! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes about Coffee Why did the coffee need a nap? Because it was bean tired! What do you call a coffee that’s always running late? A pro-caffeinator! Dad Jokes about Coffee Related to Gassing You Up Why did the coffee bean cross the road? To […]
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Float Not in Dad Joke Waters! Bored at the dock? Let’s get you out on the river, and we’ll float not down the river, but down memory lane… with Dad jokes! Rafting Dad Jokes Why did the rafter get sick? Because he was upchucking the river! What do you call a rafter who’s always gassy? […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Collection of Canine Conundrums Cane Corso Conundrum Why are Cane Corsos such good guard dogs? Because they’re all bark and no G-nome (gene). Gassing You Up What do you call a Cane Corso that makes you laugh? A gas-o-corso! Near Me or November 21st Which is taller, a Cane Corso or […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Animation Antics and Gas-Inducing Puns Animated Antics “Why did the cartoon bear get in trouble with his mom? Because he was caught roughhousing!” Animated Gassing “What do you call a cartoon character who always makes you laugh? A gas-lighting rodent!” Punning Perfection “Why did Tethys say she couldn’t wait for November 16th? […]
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Dad Jokes that Don’t Stink (But Some Might) If you need a good chuckle, look no further than these Belgian Malinois-inspired dad jokes! Belgian Malinois Dad Jokes What do you call a Belgian Malinois that’s always getting in trouble? A paw-litical prisoner! Why did the Belgian Malinois cross the road? To get to the other […]
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Galactic Dad Jokes to Warp Your Mind Star Trek: Enterprise Jokes What’s the name of Archer’s new ship? The USS-No-Can-Do! Why did Trip use antimatter as fuel? Because it gassed him up! Saturn or November 6th Jokes What planet has two belts? Saturn! What day of the week comes after Tuesday? Donut! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, […]
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Get Ready for the Dadliest Dad Jokes Ever! Dad Joke #1: European Council President – What do you call a European Council President with a bad memory? – Charles Michel-leaks! Dad Joke #2: European Council President (Gassing You Up) – Why did the European Council President start laughing in the middle of a meeting? – […]
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Here’s Your Serving of Dad Jokes: Extra Cheesy! Pizza Jokes What do you call a pizza that makes you fart? A gassy pizza! Why did the pizza get arrested? For gassing people up! Pun Jokes What’s the pancreas’s favorite musical instrument? The key-board! What day is it if October is pronounced Ock-toe-ber? The 27th! Knock-Knock […]
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Jokes You Won’t Want to Wake Up From Tell Me a Dad Joke about Wakeboarding Why did the wakeboarder get a speeding ticket? Because he was hauling wood! Add another Dad Joke about Wakeboarding related to Gassing you up. What do you call a wakeboarder who’s always bragging about their skills? A gasbag. Add a […]
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