Divine Dad Jokes: Apostle and Beyond Apostle-ly Puns Why did Apostle get ghosted? Because it was a ghost apostle! What do you call an Apostle who’s always getting ghosted? A ghost apostle! Charon-ic Puns Why is Charon a good ferryman? Because he knows how to cross the Styx! What do you call Charon on December […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica…
Dad Joke Bonanza: Battlestar Galactica, Ghosted, and More! Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Why did the Cylon go to the hardware store? To buy some nuts and bolts. Why did the Viper pilot refuse to eat cereal? Because it was full of bugs! Ghosted Dad Joke: Why are Cylon raiders like bad dates? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.” What do […]
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Dad Jokes: Punk and Ghosted Edition Punk-tastic Puns What do you call a punk rocker who’s always late? A deadliner! Why was the punk rocker arrested? For ghosted-ing his victims! Cerberus and December 5th Puns What do you call the three-headed dog guarding the underworld in December? Kerberos Claus! Why did the December 5th get […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Uranus Jokes What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!” What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut! Nose/November Jokes Why is a nose a great place to hide change? […]
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Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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DAD JOKES for FUN-LOVING FOLKS Central America quips: Why did the Central American cross the road? To get to the other Costa Rica! What do you call a Central American who’s been stood up? Ghosted! Puns and humor: What’s the difference between Pluto and November 21st? One is a planet that’s no longer a planet, […]
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Tickle Your Funny Bone with Dad Jokes Extravaganza Clavicle Craze Why did the clavicle get arrested? * Because it was a collar-bone criminal! Why did the ghosted clavicle feel so down? * Because it had no shoulder to cry on! Venus and November 16th Puns What do you call a planet that’s always on your […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Ham Jokes What did the ham say to the other ham? “Where’s the beef?” Why did the ham get ghosted? Because it was a spam account! Larissa/November 10th Pun Why did Larissa cross the road on November 10th? To get to the other Mathilde! Ham Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes about Parenting Why are dads so good at hiding? Because they’re always in “dad-vice.” What do you call a messy dad? A dad-sterpiece! Dad Jokes about Parenting (Ghosted) Why did the ghost adopt a child? Because he wanted to give his boo-ty a new […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Punniest Mac-n-Cheese Madness What do you call Mac and cheese that’s been ignored? Ghosted. Why did the Mac and cheese cross the road? To get to the cheesy side! Liver or October 31st? What do you call liver that’s been chopped and diced? Liverwurst. Why is October 31st the worst […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure Embroidery Dad Jokes Why did the embroidery thread get fired? For not minding their own beeswax! Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted? Because its needle was too sharp! Punny Oil and October Jokes What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude? A gland-ulently […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Trip to Laughter Town Travel Tribulations Why did the tourist get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map or a camel. What do you call a tourist who constantly asks for help? A lost cause! Ghosted on the Go Where do ghosted travelers go? To the Lost and […]
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