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Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Triton Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean? Because he was being a little tide-ious! Triton and Turnt Dad Joke What do you call a Triton who’s always partying? A sea-turntle! Pun: Gums or December 28th What do you call a Christmas tree […]
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Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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What’s So Funny About Overseer and Rizz? Overseer Overseer and the Hilarious Dad Jokes What do you call an Overseer who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-dercover agent! Why did Overseer get banned from the joke club? Because he was always stealing the punchlines! Rizz with the Razzmatazz What’s Rizz’s favorite band? 5 Seconds of […]
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Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody Renal Riff: – Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee! Woke Wisdom: – What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box! Gumdrop Goofiness: – What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: Presidential Pun-der and Groovy Groaners Regional President or Governor Jokes Why did the Regional President get lost? Because he didn’t have his map-maker. Why is the Governor so groovy? He’s got the blue suede suit. Gum and Thanksgiving Dad Joke What do you get when you chew gum on November 27th? Tooth-sgiving! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Joke Symphony: Ridiculous Rhythms and Punderful Puns Tai Chi-Related Dad Jokes What do you call a Tai Chi expert who’s always on edge? A Tai-chi-nickal! I tried to do Tai Chi with my dog, but he just kept barking at me. “Doggone it!” Suspect-Themed Dad Jokes Why was the Tai Chi instructor a suspect? […]
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Dad Jokes for the SG-1 Enthusiast Knock, Knock on Atlantis’s Door Knock, knock. Who’s there? John. John who? John-go man, don’t just stand there! Peachy Jokes: Sweet and Sour Dad: What did the Wraith say when they found Peachy flying over their territory? Son: You’ve got to be “peaching” me! Gum-Chewing Puns Why do the […]
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Decluttering: The Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Decluttering: The Mom Who Decluttered Too Much My mom decluttered so much, she even threw away her ex-husband’s clothes. Now he’s a nudist. Decluttering: The Simp Why did the simp keep his ex-girlfriend’s clutter? Because he believed in recycling. Gum and November 16th Puns Gums: What […]
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Dad Jokes for Your Inner Gileadean The Handmaid’s Tale Dad Joke Why did the Handmaid go to therapy? Because she needed to de-stress from all the hand-wringing! The Handmaid’s Tale Dad Joke: Vibe Check Edition Are you feeling Offred? Because I can’t vibe with that. Gums/November 16th Pun Joke What do you call a detective […]
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Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland Head of State Shenanigans Why did the President refuse to get a haircut? Because he’s above the law! What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England? They had a royal rumble! Gums and November 8th What do you call a politician with no teeth? Gum-less! What’s the best […]
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Council of the Dad Jokes: A Politically In-corrective Jesterhood Council of the European Union Why did the Council of the European Union get lost? Because they couldn’t find their Union Jack! What’s the Council of the European Union’s favorite dance move? The “Skibidi Challenge!” Gums or November 6th What do you call a toothless show-off? […]
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Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Want to Bury Me Like a Bernese Mountain Dog Bernese Mountain Dog Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog take a nap in the park? Because he was barking mad! What do you call a Bernese Mountain Dog who loves Gen X music? A tailgater! Gum/November 4th Puns Why […]
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Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Outer Limits. Outer Limits who? Outer […]
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