Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Iapetus Jokes What did the ancient Greek god Iapetus get when he was feeling down? A bummer. Why was Iapetus always a bummer? Because he was always on the Iapetus side of things. Other Jokes What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter…
Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter Doberman Pinscher Delight Why are Doberman Pinschers such good watchdogs? Because they’re always on the “paw-trol.” What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s been to a DEI training? “Inclusive-iberian.” Gumming the Pun What do you call a gumdrop that’s always in trouble? A delinquent […]
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Electrifying Dad Jokes: The Humorous Side of Tesla and Gen X Tesla Tales Why did Tesla’s stock prices keep crashing? Because they were too “Musk-y.” What do you call a Tesla driver in the 90s? A Generation X-elerated. Gum-tastic Puns What do you get when you cross gum with October 26th? A scary-sweet Halloween treat! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black, white, and red all over? A newspaper about the United […]
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Dad Jokes: The Orange Edition Feeling a little “orange” today? We’ve got some dad jokes that will have you “peel”ing with laughter! Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? Workplace Wit: “I ordered an orange juice at work today, and my boss ‘squeezed’ me for every last drop!” Gums or October 23rd? “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Perplexed Relationship Jokes: Ethical Non-Monogamy Joke 1: Why are ethical non-monogamous relationships like a game of poker? Because you’re always dealing with a full house! Joke 2 (Gen Z Related): What’s the difference between a Gen Z and an ethical non-monogamous relationship? One is open to new opportunities, and […]
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