Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or Groan (in a Good Way) Gerascophobia: The Fear of Growing Old Why are people with gerascophobia always in a hurry to get to the gym? Because they don’t want to be caught dead on the treadmill! What do you call a person with gerascophobia who’s […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Plains, Planes, and Puns Plains Jokes Why don’t they play baseball on the Great Plains? Because the field is never in play! What do you call a group of tumbleweeds blowing across the Great Plains? A tumbleweed tornado! Yo Mamma Jokes (Plains-Related) Yo mamma’s so flat, she could lay down on the […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of corny humor as we dive into the realm of dad jokes. Matrimonial Mishaps Why did the group marriage fail? Because they couldn’t agree on who was the “honey.” How do you find the forefather of group marriage? You look for the original “homey.” Punny […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Why are ornithophobes so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always looking up! What do you call an ornithophobe who’s into social justice? Woke-nophobia! Hair Puns and November 30th What do you call someone who gets lost in their own head? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Comfort Food of Humor Comfort Food Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why is a dummy so hard to fool? Because it’s already filled! Hair-Raising Puns I’m not sure what’s up with my hair, but it’s been giving me a split personality. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Lingerie Jokes: Why did the lingerie model get lost? She couldn’t find her way out of her bra! What do you call a grandma who wears lingerie? A “bralder” boomer. Hair/November 20th Pun: What is a hair stylist’s favorite holiday? November 20th – National Split Ends […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: A Roller Coaster of Guffaws and Groans Cortisol Dad Joke about Adrenal Glands “Why did the adrenal gland have to take a break? Because it was feeling really stressed out!” On-Fleek Adrenal Gland Dad Joke “What did the adrenal gland say when it saw its hormones all fired up? ‘My, oh my, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Purrfect Cure for Ailurophobia Dad Joke about Ailurophobia: Why are cats so scared of computers? Because they’re a-fraid of their mice! Dad Joke about Ailurophobia in Basic: What do you call a cat who’s always getting into trouble? A purr-petrator! Hair-Raising Pun: Why are cats so good at jumping? Because they have […]
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State Representative Dad Jokes: A Hilariously Bad Collection State Representative Jokes Why was the state representative so good at public speaking? Because he had a lot of state-of-the-art jokes! What do you call a state representative who always sets lofty goals? A high-aspirate! Hair-Raising Pun Why did the state representative donate their hair to a […]
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Papa’s Puns and Milk Mishaps: A Dairy Dose of Dad Jokes Milk-y Humor “Why did the cow refuse to give milk?” “Because it was a calf-eteria!” Rad Milk “What do you call a skateboarder who loves milk?” “A rad-ical dairy drinker!” Hair-larious November Puns “What do you call a month that’s full of hair jokes?” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dione Jokes What do you call a moon of Saturn that’s always trying to impress?” * A Simp-ione Why did Dione get a GPS?” * Because it kept getting lost in the Milky Way! Hair and November 1st Jokes What do you call a haircut that’s named after […]
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