Dad Jokes Galore: Alaskan Malamute Edition Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute: Why are Alaskan Malamutes such good detectives? Because they’re always husking the truth! Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute and FOMO: What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always missing out? A “fear of missing wolves”! Hair Follicle Pun: What do you call a […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns…
Prepare Yourself for Some Laughable Dad Jokes The Bra-vo Puns of Lingerie Why did the man buy his wife lingerie? Because he wanted to see her in a bra-vo performance! What do you call a bra that’s always hungry? A roar-bra! Hair-Raising Holiday Humor What do you call a hair follicle on December 21st? A […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Musical Extravaganza Melodious Dad Joke Why don’t musicians like fractions? Because they can’t stand 8va! Highkey Dad Joke What do you call a musical note that’s always on the run? A high-key-way! Hair Follicle Pun What do you call a bald musician? A smooth player. Musical Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alto. […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Pun-derful Puns and Riddles for Your Daily Dose of Laughter Comedy Corner Dad Joke: What do you call a comedian who can’t tell jokes? Answer: A mime-ager. Dad Joke (Squad-related): Why did the comedian join the superhero squad? Answer: To make “knee slappers!” Pun-derful Puns Hair Follicle Pun: Why did the hair […]
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Ready to Roll with a Dose of Dad-tastic Thyroid Jokes? Thyroid Joke Why did the thyroid get a new job as a traffic controller? Because it was an underachiever! Thyroid and FOMO Joke What do you call a thyroid with severe anxiety? A FOMO-pausal thyroid! Follicle or 29th Joke What did the hair follicle say […]
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Prepare Yourselves for a Dose of Dadular Shenanigans Non-Traditional Relationship Dad Jokes What do you call a non-binary couple? A pair of pronouns! Why did the polyamorous relationship fail? Because they couldn’t keep their eyes “off” their partners. Non-Traditional Relationship Squad Joke What do you call a group of polyamorous friends who love watching Netflix? […]
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The Ultimate Guide to Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes: Great Dane Edition Get ready to belly laugh with these paw-some dad jokes that are sure to leave you barking for more! Dad Jokes About Great Danes Why don’t Great Danes make good spies? Because they’re too easy to spot! What do you call a Great Dane with […]
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Dad Jokes: A Scientific Shenanigan Science Gags Why did the scientist get lost? Because he took the wrong hypothesis and got turned around! What do you call a baseball player who’s always losing? A science-fiction fan! (Sports Laughs) Hair-Raising Puns What do you call a hair follicle that’s always in trouble? A follicle-ish offender! Why […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Journey through Mentor-ity As the sun sets on Dadville, let’s dive into the realm of Mentor-themed dad jokes that are guaranteed to leave you with a dad joke hangover! Mentor-ific Dad Jokes Why did the Mentor cross the road? To show his students the right path! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Owl-iciously Fun and Super Owl-some Edition Hey there, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for some hooting and hooting-ly hilarious dad jokes that will make you laugh like an owl. Owl About Owl What do you call an owl that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan! Why did the owl cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl Trypophobia Terror What do you call a person with a fear of small holes? A cheesophobe! Why did the person with trypophobia join the army? To fight off the hole-y battalions! Follicle Follies Why did the guy with hair follicles get arrested on November 5th? For trying to […]
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Dive into the Sea of Dad Jokes: Triton Edition Triton’s Musical Meltdown Why did Triton lose his job as a music producer? Because he couldn’t produce any “sea-rious” hits! Hairy November Puns What do you call a hairy November 2nd? “Two-fu!” Triton’s Knock-Knock Adventure Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triton. Triton who? Triton to be continued! […]
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Freediving Dad Jokes Freediving: – What do you call a freediver with no equipment? A bottom feeder! Veg Out: – What do you call a freediver who loves vegetables? A bottom-feeder vegetarian! Hair Follicles: – Why did the freediver get a haircut? To reduce his follicle drag! October 25th: – What’s the best day to […]
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Dad Jokes: A Feast of Pun-ishment Sushi Jokes What do you call sushi that’s too expensive? “O-fish-ally bankrupt!” Why did the sushi roll go to school? To get its grade tuna! Hair/October 23rd Jokes What do you call a haircut on October 23rd? A comb-over on the thirteenth! Why do hair follicles hate October 23rd? […]
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