Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Dad Jokes: A Halal-oween Special Have you heard about the…
Dad Jokes: A Halal-oween Special Have you heard about the Halal meat company that opened up next to a cemetery? They’re calling it “meat your maker.” What do you call a redneck joke about Halal meat? A “ribeye-ous” experience! Puns Why are our nerves so brave? Because they never get cold feet! What do you […]
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