Laugh Your Socks Off with These Dad-gum Silly Dad Jokes! State Treasurer Jokes Why did the State Treasurer cross the road? To get to the other side of the balance sheet! What’s the State Treasurer’s favorite exercise? Counting reps and sets to fiscal fitness! Punny Jokes What do you call a spinal cord that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness Nomophobia Nightmare Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it! What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button! Punning Perfection Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure! What do […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza for Word Wizards! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of groan-worthy and knee-slapping dad jokes that will leave you clutching your sides with laughter! Sunday School Teacher Shenanigans Why did the Sunday school teacher get lost? Because he didn’t follow the Sunday lesson! What do you call a Sunday school teacher who loves […]
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Dad Jokes: The Custodial King’s Clean Comedy Custodial Quips “What do you call a custodian with a broom in one hand and a mop in the other?” “A sweepervisor.” “Why did the custodian get a promotion?” “Because he was super-visionary.” Health and Fitness Humor “What do you call a custodian who’s always in shape?” “A […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Mishpacha Mashgiach Jokes Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To get to the kosher side. What’s a Mashgiach’s favorite exercise? Squats for the Shechinah. Pun Jokes What do you call a nosey fanny? A rectum-mender. What do you call an unemployed turkey on the 26th of November? Turkey outta […]
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Dad Jokes: Brewtally Bad to Side-Splittingly Funny Beverage Bonanza Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Health-Conscious Quenchers How do you make a healthy pizza? By giving it a shaker with a salad! Why did the juice go to the hospital? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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Unveil the Punchline Power of Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Clueless Ambiance Architects Setup: How do you set the mood for a party? Punchline: With a light switch! Health and Fitness Edition: How do you build a healthy ambiance? Punchline: With a dumbbell-bell! Bone-Chilling Puns Bone Pun: How do skeletons say cheers? Answer: With […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Quran Quran Jokes: What do you call a Quran that’s always getting into trouble? A sura-prone Quran! Why couldn’t the Quran lift weights? Because it was full of verse! Quran-Related Health and Fitness Joke: What’s the best way to stay fit during Ramadan? By suhoor-ing food and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Puns, the Groans, and the All-Around Awesomeness Prepare yourself for a wild ride of witty one-liners and groan-worthy puns that are sure to make you laugh or cringe (but mostly laugh). Let’s dive into the hilarious world of dad jokes! Rude Humor: Can You Stomach It? “Why did the scarecrow win an […]
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Flex Your Funny Bone: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Stretch Dad Jokes: Flexibility Training Edition Why did the gymnast get lost? Because she didn’t have her stretch marks! What do you call a flexible person who’s always getting into trouble? A knotty problem! Health and Fitness Dad Joke What do you call a flexible […]
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Shiba Inu-Themed Dad Jokes: A Howl of Laughter For the Canine Connoisseur: Why did the Shiba Inu cross the road? To get to the other shibe. What do you call a Shiba Inu that’s always doing exercise? A fit Shiba! Puns Galore: What do you call a sagging uvula? A hangin’ chad. Do you know […]
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