Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes…
Read on for a Laugh Attack with These Dad Jokes What do you call a U.S. Representative who can’t tell the truth? A fibber in the House! Why did Santa Claus run for U.S. Representative? To spread holiday cheer, deck the halls with bills, and pass laws to make toys legal year-round! What do you […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Dad Jokes We Can’t Resist: A Merry Medley Brother/Sister Jokes Why did the brother and sister stay at the monastery? Because the room and board were free! What do you call a nun playing a piano? A sister of harmony! Holiday Humor Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was having a […]
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Space Out with These Cosmic Dad Jokes! Astronaut Jokes Why did the astronaut plant a tree on the moon? So he could have a space bar! What do you call an astronaut on Christmas morning? Santa Claws! Anal and December Jokes Why did the anal canal get arrested on December 2nd? For being the second […]
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Fear Not, Dad Jokes Abound! Dark Humor: Thanatophobia Why did the person with thanatophobia avoid the funeral home? Because they didn’t want to die-rectly enter! What’s the best way to cheer up a person with thanatophobia around Christmas? Tell them, “Don’t worry, Santa Claws!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why did Deimos have to leave on November […]
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Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes About American Staffordshire Terriers Want to hear some “paw”-some jokes about the lovable American Staffordshire Terrier? Dad Joke About American Staffordshire Terrier: Why did the American Staffordshire Terrier cross the road? To see the other “side” of his bone! Holiday Humor Dad Joke: What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier […]
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Dad Jokes for Every Occasion Spearfishing Dad Jokes Why did the spearfisher get lost in the ocean? Because he didn’t have a GPS buoy. What do you call a spearfisher who’s always late? A tardyharpoonist. Holiday Spearfishing Humor Why did Santa Claus go spearfishing? To catch a holly mackerel. Artery and November 17th Puns What […]
read moreRiddle Me These, Dad Jokes, and More! Nereid Nonsense What…
Riddle Me These, Dad Jokes, and More! Nereid Nonsense What do you call a Nereid with a bad temper? A sea-witch! Why did the Nereid cross the ocean? To get to the other tide! Holiday Humor What do you call a Nereid on Christmas Day? A merry sea monster! Mercury and November 12th Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Religious Orders What do you call a priest who’s always getting into trouble? Fr. Trouble! Holiday Humor Why did the choir director have to sit in the front row? To make sure the hymns weren’t so holy-ble! Mimas or November 2nd What do you call a moon that’s […]
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Are You Ready for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes? Dad Joke about Yoga “What do you call a yoga pose that’s too hard for most people?” Answer: A pretzel-ent. Dad Joke about Yoga and Holiday Humor “What’s Santa’s favorite yoga pose?” Answer: The tree pose! Pun Joke about Galatea “Why did Galatea refuse to do yoga […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Corny Meets Hilarious Dad Jokes about Ketchup Why did the ketchup go to the doctor? Because it was feeling red-uced! What do you call ketchup that’s too spicy for Santa? Saucy Claws! Holiday Humor What do you call ketchup that’s been wrapped in a Christmas stocking? Seasoned greetings! Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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