Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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I’m Jazz’d for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes! Jazzin’ It Up Why did the jazz musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue. What do you call a jazz musician with no shoes? A flats player. Swingin’ with Homey Why did Homey the Clown join a jazz band? Because he wanted to play […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of corny humor as we dive into the realm of dad jokes. Matrimonial Mishaps Why did the group marriage fail? Because they couldn’t agree on who was the “honey.” How do you find the forefather of group marriage? You look for the original “homey.” Punny […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Devilish Delights Why do demons make terrible neighbors? Because they’re always raising hell! What do you call a friendly devil? Homey! Pun-derful Pranks Why did Miranda get arrested on November 29th? Because she was caught doing a jig on a turkey! Knock-Knock Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Joke Digest: Unraveling the Mystery of Decluttering Decluttering: Unmasking the Dad Joke Enigma What do you call a pile of clothes you can’t throw away? A “heap of indecisiveness”! Why did the house say to the bag of clutter? “You’re getting a little too ‘Homey’ for me!” Tongue vs. November 24th: The Pun-Off What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Ride ‘Em High with Hilarious Horseback Humour Horseback Riding Dad Jokes Why did the cowboy get on his horse backwards? So he could watch his spurs work! What do you call a cowboy who can’t control his horse? Homey on the range! Punny Puns What do you call a dentist in prison? […]
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Dad Jokes about Dog Training Dog Training Why did the dog trainer get fired? Because he couldn’t sit still. What do you call a dog that can’t swim? A sinker! Homey Why did Homey fail dog training? Because he was always up to no good. Muscles Why didn’t the bodybuilder take his dog to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ceramic Edition Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ceramic. Ceramic who? Ceramic you sure this is funny? Why did the ceramic bowl become a politician? Because it was full of hot air! What do you call a ceramic vase that likes to party? A ravin’ pot! What do you call a ceramic mug that’s […]
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The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes Hedgehog Jokes Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the pin-cushion! What do you call a hedgehog that’s always late? A homey! November 4th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always celebrating November 4th? A fourth-grader! Answer: Because they’re always “waiting for the first” (November […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan) Vegetable-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a carrot that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-fried carrot! Homey and Vegetable Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy homey in a vegetable […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other hissing.” Section 2: “Homey” Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always chillin’ with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Children’s Ministry Leader Special Why did the children’s ministry leader cross the road? To get to the other side… and lead the Sunday School kids. What do you call a children’s ministry leader who loves honey? Homey the Church-Going Clown. Punny Jokes What do you call a nipple […]
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