Puns and Jokes to Make Your Dad Proud Documentary Dad Jokes Not-So-Great: Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t have a map doc-umentary. Actually Funny: What do you call a documentary about a square? A flat-tery! Io-nal Puns and December 27th Jokes Io Pun: Why did Io get lost in the solar […]
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Get Ready for the Silliest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Liver Laughs What do you call a liver that’s always making jokes? A liver-tickler! Why did the Gen Z liver get so mad? Because it couldn’t handle all the “liver-streamers” it had to process! Pun Time What do you call a computer virus that attacks […]
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Let’s Knead Some Dad Jokes The Powder Play Why was the baking powder so full of itself? Because it thought it was a big shot! How did the baking powder clap back at the oven? It told it to yeast its dough! December Dilemmas What do you call a very tall Iowan? A December 22nd! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood Jokes “Why did the vampire get a blood transfusion? Because he was feeling a little anemic!” “What do you call a vegetable that’s been sucked dry by a vampire? Veg out!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Elon Musk and Space Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto! What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle. Puns on Io and December 10th What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride! What do you […]
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Get Ready for a Dad Joke Sandwich! Sandwich Jokes: “What do you call a sandwich that’s always sad?” A sob-wich. “Why don’t you play guitar in a sandwich shop?” Because your chords will sound corny. Simp Sandwich Jokes: “What do you call a sandwich that’s only interested in girls?” A simp-wich. “Why did the simp-wich […]
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Have You Heard These Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Bot, Helper, and More? Dad Jokes About Helper What do you call Helper when he’s in a good mood? A helper-hooray! What’s Helper’s favorite type of literature? Novels he can’t put down! Lit-Related Dad Joke About Helper Why did Helper get lost in the library? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chinese Takeout Chinese Dad Jokes Why did the Chinese man get lost in New York? Because he couldn’t Wei-Fi. What do you call a Chinese man with no legs? Wai Qi (why-chee). Classic Dad Jokes about Chinese What do you call a Chinese guy who drives a Porsche? Mai Tai (my-tie). What […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Knees Weak Sunday School Shenanigans Joke 1: What did the Sunday school teacher say to the loud student? “Pipe down!” Joke 2 (DEI-related): Why was the Sunday school teacher fired? Because he couldn’t keep the peace! PUN-derful Time Joke: What do you call a person who hates “I-O”? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Papillon Edition Papillon Jokes Why did the Papillon get lost in the library? Because he kept getting distracted by all the butterflies! What do you call a Papillon that can’t make up its mind? A flapdoodle! Goal-Related Dad Jokes Why did the Papillon like to set goals? Because it loved chasing butterflies! […]
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Laugh Till Your Engines Give Out: Stellar Dad Jokes from Battlestar Galactica Battlestar Galactica Why did the Cylon get lost? Because it didn’t have a frakkin’ GPS! What do you call a Cylon that’s too strong? A Flex-ecutioner! Io/November 15th Why did Io get promoted to Fleet Captain? Because it was the I-O-NIC choice! Why […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Joke about Thai Why did the Thai person get lost? Because they kept making wrong turns at the Tuk-Tuks! Dad Joke about Savage + Thai What do you call a Thai person who’s really good at fighting? A Savage Pad Prik Kaeng! Pun Joke about Io […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the dishes by yourself! Pun Time Io Pun: Why was Io so popular on […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes and Simian Shenanigans Marmoset Moments Why did the marmoset go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t feeling mon-key! Sports Laughs What do you call a marmoset that’s a great soccer player? A goal-keeper! Puns for Days Why couldn’t the Romans trust Io? Because she’s a double-crosser! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages: From Lame to Legendary Beverage Banter: Why did the coffee run away? Because it wanted to bean-a latte! Why did the orange juice get a chill pill? Because it was taking life too seriously! Pun-tastic Proclamation: What do you call a spaceship that’s been to Jupiter? An Io-nizer! Why is […]
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