Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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Dad Jokes You Won’t Sushi Believe! Japanese Food Jokes What do you call a Japanese chef who only cooks fish? A sushi-ficient cook! Why are Japanese restaurants so bodacious? Because they have a temaki-ng vibe! Punny Vagina Joke What do you call a vagina that’s always looking for something to snuggle? A clingy monster! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: A Feast of Pun-ishment Sushi Jokes What do you call sushi that’s too expensive? “O-fish-ally bankrupt!” Why did the sushi roll go to school? To get its grade tuna! Hair/October 23rd Jokes What do you call a haircut on October 23rd? A comb-over on the thirteenth! Why do hair follicles hate October 23rd? […]
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