Paramedic in Kerberos Paramedic, Politically Incorrect, etc… Instructional Version: During a speech, the speaker boldly proclaimed, “Throughout my illustrious career, I have valiantly rescued countless lives.” As the last syllable faded into the air, a voice emerged from the audience, challenging the speaker’s claim. “While your contributions are commendable, have you ever pondered the potential […]
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Dad Jokes for the Humor-Challenged Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking…
Dad Jokes for the Humor-Challenged Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking Why was the public speaker so nervous? Because he had glossophobia! What’s the best way to cure glossophobia? Outta sight, outta mind! Why did Kerberos get kicked out of the dog park? Because it barked “Heads up!” on December 18th! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Governor Jokes: Dad or Dud? Prepare for an avalanche of groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes or erupt in laughter. Lieutenant Governor Jokes What’s the difference between a Lieutenant Governor and a spare tire? One’s a backup for the number two guy, and the other’s a backup for the number two. […]
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Dad Jokes: Punk and Ghosted Edition Punk-tastic Puns What do you call a punk rocker who’s always late? A deadliner! Why was the punk rocker arrested? For ghosted-ing his victims! Cerberus and December 5th Puns What do you call the three-headed dog guarding the underworld in December? Kerberos Claus! Why did the December 5th get […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Surfing Jokes: Why did the surfer get a sunburn on his back? Because he didn’t have any sunblock… or a board! What do you call a surfer who can’t paddle out? A “veg out”! Kerberos/December 4th Joke: Why was Kerberos a bad guard dog for December 4th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes about Coffee Why did the coffee need a nap? Because it was bean tired! What do you call a coffee that’s always running late? A pro-caffeinator! Dad Jokes about Coffee Related to Gassing You Up Why did the coffee bean cross the road? To […]
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Dad Joke Delicacies: A Culinary Odyssey Global Cuisine Conundrums Why did the chef cancel his Mediterranean cooking class? Because he was feta up! What do you call a Mexican dish that’s difficult to excavate? Enchilada in the hole! Unearthed Puns What do you call a three-headed dog that guards the underworld? Ker-bury! Why is November […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl! Kerberos Jokes: Why did Kerberos get lost in the woods? Because he took a three-headed turn! What’s Kerberos’ favorite music genre? Heavy metal! Vein or November 22nd Pun Jokes: Did you know veins are like a highway? They’re always pumping rush hour! What do you call someone who’s […]
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Dad’s Stellar Jokes: A Cosmic Collection of Puns and Groaners Stargazing Shenanigans Why did the astronaut start stargazing? He wanted to see his satellite TV! What do you call a group of stars that are promoting diversity and inclusion? A stellar cast! Cosmic Puns Why was Kerberos a great guard dog? Because he’s the guardian […]
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Dad Jokes: The Breeze and the Beeswax Windsurfing Dad Jokes Why did the windsurfer get a chill? Because he took a chill pill! What do you call a windsurfer who’s always cold? A windchiller! Punny Jokes What do you call a three-headed dog that guards the gates of hell? Kerberos or three-headed cerberus! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny Corner for Canine Enthusiasts Cane Corso Calamities What do you call a Cane Corso that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-blem child! Why did the Cane Corso get lost? Because it went on a “leash-less” adventure! Basic Blunders How do you make a Cane Corso’s tail wag? Teach it Basic, then […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition (and a Few More) A Dad Joke about Musical What do you call a musician who can’t keep a beat? A drummer with no rhythm. Another Dad Joke about Musical Related to The Man Why did the The Man give up playing the bass? He couldn’t find his groove. A […]
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Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes That Miss the Mark Relationship Jokes That Break the Mold What do you call a relationship where one person is always right? A dictatorship. What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 20 pounds. (Ouch!) Kerberos/November 6th Pun Why did Kerberos wag its tail on November 6th? Because […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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