Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal! Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch! FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke: Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go […]
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Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why…
Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Uranus: The Dad Joke of Planets Uranus Joke about Space and Time Why is Uranus so far from Earth? Because it’s a long way to Uranus! Uranus Joke about Adulting What do you call an adult who loves astronomy? A urinarian! Kidney Pun Why did the kidney get lost? Because it couldn’t find its urethra! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Dog Training Dad Jokes Why did the dog need a tutor? Because he was having paws-itive trouble with his commands! What do you call a woke dog? A social paw-justice warrior. Kidney and December 14th Pun Jokes What do you call an extremely small kidney? A bean-y […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes for Your Inner Punslinger Pet Care Puns: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the dog go to the pet store? To buy a chew toy… or two! Satirical Pet Care Joke: Why did the vegan dog refuse the steak? Because it had a bone to pick […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Accountants: The MVPs of Dad Jokes What do you call an accountant who’s always up for a good time? A balance-sheet party animal! Why did the accountant fail the vibe check? Because he was always auditing himself. Kidney Puns: A Punchline to Your Health What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody Renal Riff: – Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee! Woke Wisdom: – What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box! Gumdrop Goofiness: – What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney-Dragging When is a relationship not a relationship? When it’s an alternative partnership that requires a shovel! Dig it? I’m looking for an alternative relationship, but I’m having a hard time getting my hands dirty. Kidney joke: What do you call a kidney that’s always in trouble? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate History Hilariousness Dad Jokes about History Why did the history buff bring a ladder to the battle? To scale the walls, of course! Ohio Dad Joke What do you call a historian from Akron? A rubberneck! Kidney Pun What do you call a doctor who always gets thirsty? A kidney bean! […]
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A Treasury of Terribly Good Dad Jokes Fantasy Lover’s Frenzy Why did the fantasy lover get lost? Because they couldn’t find their map on the Skyrim. What do you call a fantasy lover who spends all their time on their computer? A Simp-theon. Punny Delights What do you call a kidney that can’t hold its […]
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DadJokes: Some Bodacious Gems and Game Show Goofs Game Show Jokes What do you call a game show where you have to answer questions about games? A Jeopardy! What’s the best way to win a game show? By having a Bodacious amount of knowledge! Kidney or November 28th Pun What do you call a kidney […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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