Dad Jokes Galore: Rebbe Edition and Beyond Rebbe Jokes What do you call a Rebbe who tells corny jokes? A punchline haver. Why are Rebbes’ jokes so bad? Because they’re Torah-bly pun-ny. Rebbe and Naughty Jokes Why did the Rebbe cross the playground? To check out the naughty slides. What do you call a Rebbe’s […]
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Brace Yourself for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! EDM Jokes…
Brace Yourself for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! EDM Jokes that Will Make You Drop the Bass Why did the DJ get lost? Because he couldn’t find the beat. What do you call a DJ who only plays trap music? A bassmaster. School and EDM: The Perfect Mix Why did the student get a detention […]
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The Epitome of Paternal Puns: A Treasury of Dad Jokes on Polyandry Polyandry Puns Why did the polyandrist get a divorce? Because she couldn’t handle all the hubsandry! What do you call a polyandrous party where everyone brings a dish? A potluck with a twist! Kidney-Tickling Jokes Why did the kidney wear a vest? To […]
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Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes The Mayor’s Office What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems! Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed! Kidney Capers and November Nonsense What do you call a kidney that’s always late […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition Sustainable Jokes Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint. What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna. Kidney/November 14th Puns What do you call a kidney that won’t work? A dead-end ureter. Why did the calendar get arrested […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Grape Grape-tastic Dad Jokes Why did the grape get hired by the construction company? Because he was a pro-wine-al! What do you call a grape that’s always on point? On God, it’s a “grape-vine”! Kidney-Splittin’ Puns What do you call a kidney that always volunteers? A helping […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun What do you call an election […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney Stones Hobbies Why did the painter get arrested? He was caught drawing attention to himself! Why is a stamp collector obsessed with DEI? Because they love diversity in their collection! Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pain in the […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Fear-some Collection! Agoraphobic Antics What do you call someone who’s afraid of open spaces? Claustrophobic in reverse! Why did the agoraphobic adult stay home? Because adulthood is too crowd-tastic! Kidney-bending Puns What do you call a kidney that’s on a diet? De-nephronated! How do you wish someone a spooky October 30th? […]
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The Supreme Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Comedy Carnival Prepare to chuckle and groan as we embark on a jovial journey through the realm of dad jokes, with a special spotlight on the celestial body Io and its enigmatic guardian, The Man. Io Jokes with a Celestial Twist Why did Io get a cold? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: From Dione to Squad Dione Why did Dione get arrested? Because she was a moonshiner! What do you call a Dione that’s always in the right place at the right time? A synchronous satellite! Squad What do you call a squad of Diones? A cluster! Kidney Pun What do you call a […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Nereid Edition Tell me a Dad Joke about Nereid: Why did Nereid get an award for her ocean research? Because she was the shell-ebrity of the sea! Add another Dad Joke about Nereid related to “Hits Different”: What do you call a Nereid that’s singing a catchy tune? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hundred Groovy Puns The 100 Dad Joke Why did the Grounder get lost? Because he didn’t have a mappa. Groovy Dad Joke What do you call a Groovy Grounder? A dirt-y dancer. Kidney/October 24th Pun Why did the kidney get arrested on October 24th? Because it was charged with 24-hour urine! Knock-Knock […]
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