Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Lymph Node Boredom Lymph Node Jokes What do you call a lymph node that’s always on the go? A “running lymph.” Why did the lymph node cross the road? To get to the adenoid. Basic Dad Joke What’s a lymph node’s favorite animal? A koala-node. Bone Puns What did […]
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Dad Jokes That Can’t Be Heart-ed Arterial Antics Why did the left artery break up with the right artery? Because there was a clot between them! Why did the ugly artery get a glow-up? Because it had a bypass surgery! Lymph Node or Christmas Pun-ishment What do you call a lymph node that’s feeling festive? […]
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Get Ready for a Dad Joke Extravaganza! The Expanse: Dad Joke Edition Why did the Belter refuse to buy the razor? Because he couldn’t find a razor that was “s” rated. Why should you never give Holden a mushroom? Because he’ll just spore-gate you. Shade-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a Shade who’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Knee-Slappers Liturgical Minister Jokes: What do you call a liturgical minister who’s always late? A late minister. Why did the liturgical minister get fired? Because they couldn’t keep up with the prayers. Parenting Puns: What do you call a dad who’s always telling jokes? A pun-ishment. Why did the […]
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Come Hither, Science and Silliness Seekers! Science Dad Joke: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Science-Hip Dad Joke: What do you call a scientist who studies hippos? A hipp-ologist! Lymph Node Pun: What do you call a swollen lymph node? An “I can’t breathe” situation. December 16th Pun: Why is December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Breath of Fresh(ish) Air Breathing Exercise Puns for the Spirited Why are breathing exercises so important? Because if you don’t do them, you’ll be dead! Parenting Puns: The Wheeze of Wisdom What do you call a dad who’s always doing breathing exercises? A wheezy father! Lymph Node and Solstice Puns: The Pun-demic […]
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Get Ready to Chuckle: The Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza Federal Judge Q: What do you call a federal judge who always wears a cowboy hat? A: Judge Roy Bean. Q: What do you call a federal judge who’s always in a good mood? A: Judge Judy-sh-us. Lymph Nodes Q: What do you call a lymph […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Forget Your Name Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why are people with gamophobia like ninjas? Because they’re always running from matrimony. Dad: “Son, I’m worried about you. You’re 30 and still not married.” Son: “Dad, I have gamophobia.” Dad: “That’s nothing to be married about.” Lymph Nodes or December 12th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Guacamole of Wordplay Burrito Banter What do you call a burrito that went to therapy? A wrap-o-logist. Why did the burrito leave the party? Because it was outta sight! Punny Encounters What do you call a group of lymph nodes? A node-ocracy. What’s the date when doctors go on strike? De-cember 9th! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for the Humor-Impaired The Art of Bad Dad Jokes Dad jokes: they’re like a fine wine… they get worse with age. Buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the depths of bad dad jokes. Soldier Jokes Why did the soldier get lost? Because he didn’t have his maps […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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Get Ready to Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) with These Dad Jokes Who needs adrenaline when we’ve got these rib-tickling dad jokes? Adrenal Gland Jokes What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always on the go? A hypertense gland. What’s the deal with radical adrenal glands? They’re always so extreme. Lymph Node/November 27th Joke […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a lazy gardener? A couch potato!” Basic Dad Jokes “Why are gardeners so good at solving problems? Because they have a green thumb!” Puns for the Punny “What do you call an inflamed lymph node? A swollen gland!” “Why is November 26th a special […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Home Maintenance Humor Tired of the same old home maintenance jokes? Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some knee-slappers that will make you question your sanity. Home Maintenance Hilarity Why did the contractor get lost? Because he didn’t know where the “studs” at! What do you call a plumber with no […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide to Not-So-Good and Really Funny Jokes City Council Member Edition City Council Member Dad Joke: What do you call a City Council member who’s always on the side of shady businesses? A council shadow. Simp Joke Related to City Council Member: Why did the City Council member get canceled? Because […]
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