Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes Plains’ Liaisons Why did the plainsman get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap. Lymph-hatic Puns What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full? A bloated tube. December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax What do you call the day after Christmas […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Non-Mainstream…
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Non-Mainstream Relationship Dept. Why did the hipster couple move to the suburbs? Because they wanted to be non-conformists in a mainstream setting. What do you call a long-distance relationship with a jive talker? A “five-and-dime” relationship. Punny Business What do you call a lymph vessel that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: Certified Pun-tastic Hotdog Dad Jokes Why did the hotdog refuse to go to the party? Because it wasn’t allowed to bring its bun-ster. What do you call a hotdog that does yoga? A flexdog! Lymph Vessel Pun Why are lymph vessels so important? Because they’re the vessels that help you fight the weird […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad Guide to Flexibility Flexibility Training Why do they call it flexibility training? Because it’s hard to bend the truth! What do you call a workout that makes you flexible like a gym sock? Flexers for beginners! Lymph Vessels What do lymph vessels do when they’re clogged? They have a […]
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Attention, Laugh-Hungry Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Soundtrack Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Dad Joke about Soundtrack: “Why was the soundtrack album for the movie ‘Silence of the Lambs’ so popular? Because it had a killer playlist!” Soundtrack-Related GOAT Dad Joke: “Which band is the GOAT of soundtracks? Meat Loaf, obviously, because they’re […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet As Honey Honey Jokes What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A honey-bee-sway! Why was the bee banned from the restaurant? Because it kept making honey of a mess! Basic Dad Joke Honey Edition What do you call a beehive with no honey? A bee-foreclosure! Pun Joker […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Saturn-ly Spectacular Dad Jokes Spacey Saturn Shenanigans Q: What did Saturn say to his belt? A: I’m wearing my pants around the universe! DEI-lightful Saturn Q: Why is Saturn a champion of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)? A: Because it has rings that represent people of all shapes and sizes! October-ly Puns Q: Why are […]
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