Work near Adenoids Millenials – Everything you need to know! FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Workplace Politics: Politician’s Anecdote Raises Concern [City, State] – [Date] – During a recent corporate event, a high-profile politician made a concerning remark that highlighted the potential for political polarization to infiltrate the workplace. The politician, who was addressing a group of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Title: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Prophet-ly Groan Prophet Jokes Why did the Prophet get upset? Because he was for-seen! What do you call a Millennial Prophet? A Hashtag Prophet! Muscle and December 14th Puns Why are muscles so handy? Because they work hard and never biceps out on you! What is December 14th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw! Babes, Babes, Everywhere! Why did the blonde babe only use one baseball glove? Because she didn’t have a mitt-en! What do you call a millennial babe who’s always on her phone? A babe-ing! Pun-derful Puns What’s Neptune’s favorite band? Sea-weed! What do you call December 4th? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Standard Poodle Dad Jokes Why did the Standard Poodle cross the road? To get to the other groomer! What do you call a Standard Poodle who’s always broke? A broke-n poodle! Millennial Standard Poodle edition: Why can’t millennial Standard Poodles afford a house? Because they keep […]
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Bad to the Bone Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Chuckle Palindrome Punchlines What do you call a palindrome that’s spelled the same when you spell it backward? A palindrome! How do Millennials use palindromes? They love to “rotor” their phones! Bladder-Busting Puns Why did the bladder go to the doctor? It was feeling […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Rice Jokes Why did the rice get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught in a grain hurry! What do you call a millennial who only eats instant rice? A microwave enthusiast! Hyperion Puns What do you call a mythical giant who runs in a race? […]
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Non-Binary: The Gift That Keeps on Dad Joking Dad Joke #1: Non-Binary – Why did the non-binary person cross the road? To get to the other pronoun! Dad Joke #2: Non-Binary Millennials – What do you call a non-binary millennial who’s always on social media? A they/they-former! Pun Joke: Planet Pluto – What’s Pluto’s favorite […]
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Belly Laughs for the Fearful In the realm of dad jokes, thanatophobia – the fear of death – has proven to be a fertile ground for humor that’s both morbid and mirthful. Thanatophobia Dad Jokes: Why did the Thanatophobe join the rodeo? To stare down their fear with a bull’s-eye. What do millennial thanatophobes call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Doggone Delight for Boston Terrier Enthusiasts Boston Terrier Bonanza Why are Boston Terriers such great detectives? Because they’re “paw-some” at sniffing out clues! What do you call a Boston Terrier who’s into social media? A “Pawdcast” star! Nix and November Nonsense What do you call a November 4th that’s always a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Delight (or Disaster) Prepare yourself for a gastronomic adventure filled with groan-worthy puns and side-splitting quips. Hold on tight as we embark on this hilarious journey through the world of classic cuisine and dad jokes. Classic Cuisine Jokes for the Ages Chicken Parmesan: “Why was the chicken Parmesan crossing the road? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (Not Fondant!) Cake Jokes Why was the cake put in jail? Because it was caught stealing someone’s tarts! What do you call a millennial who only eats cake on their birthday? A fondant-nial! Sweat Gland or October 26th Pun Jokes Why did the sweat gland get […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning Goodness Food Follies Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Millennial Munchies Why are millennials addicted to avocados? Because they’re extra and overripe! What’s a millennial’s favorite food? Anything they can order on […]
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