Why Nereid for Miranda and Yo Mamma? Miranda, Yo Mamma, and more Reflective Political Anecdote In the crucible of a fiery political debate, my opponent wielded the tired phrase, “I’m a man of the people.” His words echoed through the crowded hall, a hollow promise designed to appeal to the masses. Undeterred, I stood my […]
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Dad Jokes: Gnarly, Miranda, and Other Organizing Shenanigans Organizing Jokes…
Dad Jokes: Gnarly, Miranda, and Other Organizing Shenanigans Organizing Jokes Why did the organizer get lost? Because they couldn’t find their way! Why did the gnarly organizer leave the closet? Because it was a mess! Pun Jokes What do you call a moody month? December 17th. What is Miranda missing? The letter “the”! Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel nugget! OK Boomer, Hold My Nuggets What do you call a chicken nugget that’s too old for your jokes? An OK boomer nugget! Mirthful Miranda or December Delight What’s Miranda Kerr’s favorite month […]
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Dad Jokes for the Unconventional Relationship Jokes Why did the couple get married in a cave? Because it was a great limestone for a relationship! What do you call a relationship that’s like a construction site? It’s a dig it situation. Punny Jokes Who’s the most polite bass player in rock history? Sting! Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Microbial Extravaganza of Puns and Quips Bacteriophobe’s Dilemma: Why is a bacteriophobe afraid of going to the hospital? Because they’re afraid of the gowns! What do you call a bacteriophobe who hates school? A germophobe! Punny Miranda and December: Why did Miranda stop taking math classes? Because she couldn’t handle all […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Coolest Titi Monkey Jokes Why did the Titi monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle. Why was the Titi monkey so cold? Because he was hanging around with a Chill-i monkey! Pun Jokes What do you call a Miranda that’s always cold? Frigid-a! What day do monkeys […]
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Quilting Conundrums and Boomer Blunders: A Dad Joke Bonanza Quilting Quandaries Why did the quilter keep stubbing her toes? Because she was always tripping over her thread! What do you call a quilter who loves to party? A thread-head on the go! Boomer Quilting Conundrums Why are Boomers such slow quilters? Because they take a […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Devilish Delights Why do demons make terrible neighbors? Because they’re always raising hell! What do you call a friendly devil? Homey! Pun-derful Pranks Why did Miranda get arrested on November 29th? Because she was caught doing a jig on a turkey! Knock-Knock Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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What Not to Say When You’re Ticked Off Bad Dad Joke: What do you call a tick that can’t decide whether to go to the park or the beach? A beach tick! Urban Dad Joke: Why did the tick quit his job as a crossing guard? Because he didn’t want to tick anyone off! Play […]
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Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes? Miranda Joke Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally? Because she couldn’t handle the silence. Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore? “I’m not a climate change lawyer!” Pun Joke What do you call a tiny […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend will do anything to be with you, while a husband will do anything to avoid being with […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that serves mediocre food? Bussin’ at the seams! Miranda […]
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Bikini Dad Jokes: For the Gen-Xers and Everyone Else Bikini Jokes: Why did the bikini get arrested? Because it was being a little too revealing! What do you call a bikini that’s too small? A “cropkini”! Gen-X Bikini Joke: Why did the Gen-Xers wear bikinis in the 90s? Because they wanted to keep their grunge […]
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Get Ready for Some Corny Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning and Giggling! Food Preservation What do you call a dehydrated mummy? Beef jerky! What do you call an apple that’s been canned? A compote! On Fleek Why did the hipster put his jam in the fridge? To make it on fleek! Miranda or […]
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