Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Aficionados! Get ready for a rib-tickling excursion into the realm of dad jokes, where groan-worthy puns and laugh-out-loud quips collide. Doggone Good American Staffordshire Terrier Jokes Why did the American Staffordshire Terrier join the fire department? To combat arson! What’s the difference between an American Staffordshire Terrier and a suspicious character? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Miranda Division Miranda, Anyone? What do you call a Miranda who can’t make up her mind? An indecisive investigator. Wordplay Wonders Woes Why did Miranda join Wordplay Wonders? Because she wanted to solve puzzles with her magnifying glass! Hyperion Hijinks What do you call Hyperion’s friends? Peers! Miranda’s Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Jokes You Won’t Want to Wake Up From Tell Me a Dad Joke about Wakeboarding Why did the wakeboarder get a speeding ticket? Because he was hauling wood! Add another Dad Joke about Wakeboarding related to Gassing you up. What do you call a wakeboarder who’s always bragging about their skills? A gasbag. Add a […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin) Miranda, the Miranda-culous Why did Miranda get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the Miranda aisle! What do you call a Miranda who tells bad jokes? A Miranda-ment! Stupid Miranda Jokes Why did Miranda cross the road? To get to the other Miranda! Why […]
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