Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Prepare yourself…
Hilarious Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey into the realm of dad jokes, where the puns are cornier than a bag of popcorn and the knock-knocks will leave you rolling on the floor! Mufti Jokes Why did the mufti get lost? Because he couldn’t find his fatwas! What […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Religious Puns Why did the Mufti cross the road? To issue a fatwa on pedestrianism. What do you call a Mufti who’s always awake? Woke-fatwa! Punny Names and Dates What do you call a Russian woman named Larissa who’s always complaining? A Larissa-saurus Rex! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hodgepodge of Questionable Humor What do you call a religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas) who loves pumpkins? A mufti-mallow! What do you call a mufti (A religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas)) who’s always cool and collected? A cool mufti bean! What do you call a bird who loves […]
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